Portland comics Adam Pasi & Alex Rios check in on each other's weeks.


  • A Porcupine - Recorded 5/30/2020

    A Porcupine - Recorded 5/30/2020

    15/06/2020 Duração: 01h10min

    The boys mock Portland comedy drama, learn about renter's rights and come up with a new gift for people who donate to the show. Then they get serious and sad. Alternate episode titles include: "Jizz 11" "My Pedometer is Gonna Read the Same" and "3 Years"

  • #ImNotReaching


    06/06/2020 Duração: 17min

    This isn't an episode. Please listen to it, all the way to the end.

  • On My Stupid Mouth

    On My Stupid Mouth

    23/05/2020 Duração: 01h02min

    Rios has another brother! New beds, native Samoan cuisine and an idea for an even less appropriate podcast are discussed. Alternate episode titles include "Kong Island Bats" "Make us All Chinese" and "Support Live Groceries"

  • Episode 105 - Big Enough To...

    Episode 105 - Big Enough To...

    12/05/2020 Duração: 01h09min

    The boys continue to unravel during quarantine. Pasi gets a work husband while Rios yells at his toys. Rios also found the worst way to measure a swimming pool's size. Alternate titles include: "He's No Straight Randy" "Hard Shells Like the Rest of Your People" and "It's Not Gonna Mop Itself" Intro by Luke Messimer Outro by Larry and His Flask

  • Episode 104 - The Only Art That Nourishes

    Episode 104 - The Only Art That Nourishes

    02/05/2020 Duração: 48min

    The boys discuss their new fitness routines. Pasi gets commended and reprimanded at work, Rios has a new Tattoo, and Richard Gere's wisest words get shared. Alternate titles include "What Is Your Favorite Nail To Use?" "400" and "1st Loudest 3rd Funniest" Intro & Outro music by Luke Messimer

  • Episode 103 - Jokes On Me But Its About You

    Episode 103 - Jokes On Me But It's About You

    16/04/2020 Duração: 01h04min

    From quarantine the boys discuss hockey enforcers, comedy dreams and pinball. Randy wins the podcast forever. Shout out to Tory Ward who is very funny in real life. Alternate titles include "Seattle Chins" "I Treat Pinball the Way I Treat Women" and "Goon Please"

  • Episode 102 - Not as Good as Tiger King

    Episode 102 - Not as Good as Tiger King

    01/04/2020 Duração: 01h06min

    The boys communicate across town to discuss the pandemic's affect on comedy and their employment. But most of all they talk about a certain Netflix docuseries. I saw Chumba. And the Chumba saw Wumba. Alternate titles: Randy Domestic Mascara With The Ladies Mostly Crotch and Nipple To donate to the Helium staff, please visit the gofundme page: For donations to Cranival Studios, @cranvialstudios on Venmo.

  • Episode 101 - Wristbands On His Biceps

    Episode 101 - Wristbands On His Biceps

    12/03/2020 Duração: 01h16min

    The boys discuss their father's anatomy, sharing the stage with the 2019 SICC winner and the effects of PC culture on comedy. Alternate titles include "Cold Dead Numbers" "Thick Ankled Pizza" and "The Pick Up Dad"

  • Episode 100 - Another F*ckin Clip Show

    Episode 100 - Another F*ckin Clip Show

    05/03/2020 Duração: 01h01min

    The boys are back with the best episode yet - the clip show. Definitely listen to What's More Metal wherever you get podcasts. Alternate Titles are UMMM and HEEYYYY.

  • Episode 99 - Carrot Bottom

    Episode 99 - Carrot Bottom

    26/02/2020 Duração: 01h26min

    Rios won't stop counting with his f*cking hands, Pasi can hopefully stop drinking. Randy comes out. Alternate titles include "A Little Bit of Orange in Me" and "Counterpunch Joke Writing"

  • Episode 98 - Sticky Kids

    Episode 98 - Sticky Kids

    19/02/2020 Duração: 01h17min

    This one doesn't even make it out of the plugs before going bad. The boys discuss going on the road together, In N Out, and the controversy surrounding the latest Willamette Week Funniest Five. Alternate titles: Loads of Love Leave Charlotte Flair Alone They Look Bigger in Their Hands



    13/02/2020 Duração: 01h11min

    The boys discuss Rios being Pasi, their shortcomings as big brothers, and the fallout from Ari Shaffir's Kobe Bryant jokes Alternate titles: Patrice O'meal My Size Barbie Stage Polacks

  • Episode 96 - The Boys Are Fat In Town

    Episode 96 - The Boys Are Fat In Town

    05/02/2020 Duração: 01h05min

    Nearly a year to the day, the boys are fat in town.

  • Episode 95 - Deceptively Fast

    Episode 95 - "Deceptively Fast"

    13/02/2019 Duração: 46min

    We're joined by Kate Murphy to do an attempted episode of Pasi & The Gay but turns out to be mostly talking about the JFL show, Randy's encounter with a maybe gay bartender and they're all drunk.

  • Episode 94 - Indian Boy Band

    Episode 94 - "Indian Boy Band"

    29/01/2019 Duração: 01h11min

    This week on the podcast formerly known as St. Anger, Pasi is in tremendous pain, Dylan Jenkins talks about stick poop and his Straight Outta Compton viewing experience. Alternate titles: "Fuck Zoom Care", "So Much Dick", "Three Pussies Deep" & "Three Pussies, STAT".

  • Episode 93 - Red, Red Juice of Victory or St. Anger Episode 33

    Episode 93 - "Red, Red Juice of Victory" or "St. Anger Episode 33"

    15/12/2018 Duração: 01h21min

    Pasi is joined by the K.O.D. Dan Weber to talk about why Cain is the good guy, Dan's philosophy on comedy, finishing out with a very early 2000s ballad. Alternate titles: "Cats be...", "Greatest Farmer in History", "Reading the Chumba With Wumba"

  • Episode 92 - Rare Case of Vaudeville or St. Anger Episode 32

    Episode 92 - "Rare Case of Vaudeville" or "St. Anger Episode 32"

    04/12/2018 Duração: 57min

    Amanda Arnold joins Pasi this week to get into Sumo at Helium, Pasi's new girlfriend and her desire for protection. Alternate titles: "23andMe", "This Smells Like Home", "U.N. Meeting On Your Face" and another one we won't mention here. Intro by Danny Wolf Outro by karaoke version of Emilia

  • Episode 91 - Post-it Note Snitch or St. Anger Episode 31

    Episode 91 - "Post-it Note Snitch" or "St. Anger Episode 31"

    20/11/2018 Duração: 59min

    Wappo Dylan Jenkins joins the boys again to talk all about the end of an era. R.I.P. Brody Theater. Alt Titles: Day Blindness Our Blood on Your Tits The Tickles

  • Episode 90 - Signing Babies  Kissing Tits or St. Anger Episode 30

    Episode 90 - "Signing Babies & Kissing Tits" or "St. Anger Episode 30"

    15/11/2018 Duração: 01h20min

    The boys come together for Rios's return and story. Alternate titles: Tits Is Spartacus, Broke & Diabetic Intro & outro by Luke Messimer.

  • Episode 89 - Baby Shoes Lundy or St. Anger Episode 29

    Episode 89 - "Baby Shoes Lundy" or "St. Anger Episode 29"

    06/11/2018 Duração: 53min

    Pasi is joined by the Wappo himself Dylan Jenkins and Thomas "The Exploited" Lundy. Alternate title: Chumba & Friends. Intro by Luke Messimer Outro by The Mutineers.

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