Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're Awesome

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Sinopse

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.

Capítulos

  • BroCodeForParents 21 TimeCapsule

    Duração: 57s
  • BroCodeForParents 22 TheBoobsOnTheBus

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 23 Feathering

    Duração: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 24 Doctor

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 25 Sex

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 26 Education

    Duração: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 27 Babyshower

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 28 LifeInsurance

    Duração: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 29 Milking

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 30 Names

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 31 Gender

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 32 Multiples

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 33 BirthPlan

    Duração: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 34 Part3

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 35 TheFoxAndTheBro

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 36 Childcare

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 37 BroMcDonald

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 38 BirthAnnouncement

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 39 Wardrobe

    Duração: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 40 GoldieSlut

    Duração: 02min
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