Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're Awesome

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Sinopse

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.

Capítulos

  • BroCodeForParents 01 ThisProgram

    Duração: 37s
  • BroCodeForParents 02 ForMarvin

    Duração: 10s
  • BroCodeForParents 03 Disclaimer

    Duração: 49s
  • BroCodeForParents 04 Introduction

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 05 WhyIWrote

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 06 AboutThisAwesomeBook

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 07 Part1

    Duração: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 08 AreYouFinancially

    Duração: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 09 SelectingAMate

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 10 TheScience

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 11 Timing

    Duração: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 12 GettingLucky

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 13 TellingPop

    Duração: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 14 HowDoYouKnow

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 15 Unexpected

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 16 Complications

    Duração: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 17 Part2

    Duração: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 18 Babymoon

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 19 Announcing

    Duração: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 20 Diet

    Duração: 01min
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