Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

Sinopse

A podcast about two old friends reconnecting via replaying Final Fantasy and Role Playing Games of their youth in an attempt to discover if these games are worth a damn. Other gaming and pop culture icons ranging from Ninja Turtles, Batman, X-men, Kingdom Hearts, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid and Jakes mom are frequent topics

Episódios

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 88: Final Fantasy V: Part 5

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 88: Final Fantasy V: Part 5

    29/12/2019 Duração: 02h11min

    NOTE: FFV talk begins around the 11 min mark. A team of 3 rad ladies and one lucky dude roll into the final dungeon of Final Fantasy V and Rich and Jake are right there with them to see ExDeath finally get his. Along they way they meet a whole crew of nasty dickbags whose names we don't remember "BECAUSE IT DOSEN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!" and have to show them just who has THE BIGGEST PYTHONS IN THE WORLD, BROTHER!!!! NOW. CAN. YOU. DIG IT! Now hurry up and watch the greatest show in podcast entertainment better known as DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Intro: The Last Battle Remix by Kunning Fox Outro: Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 87: Final Fantasy V: Part 4

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 87: Final Fantasy V: Part 4

    29/12/2019 Duração: 02h41min

    NOTE: NOTE: FFV talk beings around the 29 min mark Butz and crew begin their final approach on the end of Final Fantasy V and Jake and Rich ride along to see them gather the Four Tablets, the Twelve Sealed Weapons, a bunch of summons and some sweet magic. Along the way they get they kick a whole ton of rear ends, find themselves on the receiving end of more than a few whuppings, along with a whole lot more on the latest and greatest show in the wooooooorrrld DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: FFV Prelude To The Void Remix by Algamest Outro: War Pigs by Black Sabbath

  • Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 3

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 3

    08/12/2019 Duração: 51min

    Superman beloved hero or antiquated icon? Listen us rant and rave about one of the biggest superheroes in all of the comic book universe.

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 86: Final Fantasy V: Part 3

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 86: Final Fantasy V: Part 3

    27/10/2019 Duração: 03h34min

    FFV talk starts around the 23 min mark. FFV talk starts around the 23 min mark. Rich and Jake return to the many lands of Final Fantasy V to help Galuf and friends rock ExDeath's world. Power leveling jobs versus character levels, Galuf being a badass, Gilgamesh being a huge chump, Bartz's family drama, a sad little girl, a sick dragon, a dickbag tree, and a whooole lot more await on newest creepy crawly and most definitely haunted episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: FFV Home Sweet Home Instrumental Cover by Orchestral Fantasy Outro: Stranglehold by Ted Nugent (what an unexpected choice by Jake!)

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 85: Final Fantasy V: Part 2

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 85: Final Fantasy V: Part 2

    27/10/2019 Duração: 02h15min

    Final Fantasy V content starts around the 13 minute mark! Final Fantasy V content starts around the 13 minute mark! Jake and Rich continue their journey through the surprisingly great gem of the 16 bit era, Final Fantasy V. Bumbling around the world, finding a boat, getting lost at sea and nearly stuck because of it, losing that boat, getting another one, flying I think (?), traveling through time and space, Jake probably dies at some point and its funny, resurrecting a evil guy, and I dunno other stuff. ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE LATEST FM STAPLE HIT WE CALL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: Battle of the Bridge (Cover) by GaMetal Outro: All Along the Watchtower by (Motherfucking) Jimi Hendrix

  • Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 2

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 2

    21/09/2019 Duração: 50min

    A variety of subjects come into play...Tool nonsense, the digital media vs physical media discussion, the gripe for lack of space, stupid laziness, Final Fantasy VIII artistic intent, Game DLC Evolution, Minor Game Development chat, and other ridiculous in the next drop out of the sky called Damn Chocobo Bird Droppings!!!!

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 84: Final Fantasy V: Part 1

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 84: Final Fantasy V: Part 1

    18/08/2019 Duração: 03h06min

    FFV talk starts in full force around the 26 min mark but we get into some SquareEnix FF talk in the build up. FFV talk starts in full force around the 26 min mark but we get into some SquareEnix FF talk in the build up. Jake and Rich take a trip to the distant past to once again visit a game on the more retro side of Final Fantasy's history with the oft forgotten FFV. Discussion of silly Japanese vs English names, character sprites not matching character art, bad attempts at hiding ones sex, how badly we really want to play Tactics now, and how Square just isn't the Bret Hart of RPG's anymore (as in the Best There Is). All that and more await on the next classically trained but rebellious at heart jam that we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Intro: Vessel_of_the_Void_OC_ReMix By zircon Outro: Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival

  • Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 1

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 1

    28/07/2019 Duração: 39min

    What constitues a real and terrible villian? One that is both likeable in a sense yet despicable. Listen to Rich and Jake rant, ramble, rave, and agree that British Villians are the best in the very first Episode of Damn Chocobo's Bird Droppings!!!

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 83: Final Fantasy XV: Part 6

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 83: Final Fantasy XV: Part 6

    07/07/2019 Duração: 03h40min

    FFXV talk starts after 30 minutes of Marvel Comics talk! Jake and Rich and Gladio and Prompto and Ignis and our boy Ardyn all return to wrap up the DLC portion Final Fantasy XV. Surprise at just how good the DLCs are, how excessively masculine Gladio is, Promto's concerns about his origins, Ignis stepping up in a HUGE way, Ardyn finally being revealed to actually be awesome, and more hotness awaits on the latest additional pay per chapter or buy the season pass edition of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: Omnis Lacrima (Symphonic Metal Cover) by FalKKonE Intermission: Prayers for Rain by the Cure Outro: Disguise by Motionless in White

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 82: Final Fantasy XV: Part 5

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 82: Final Fantasy XV: Part 5

    12/05/2019 Duração: 03h29min

    FFXV Talk starts at around the 28 minute mark after a lengthy talk about Kingdom Hearts III (SHOCK!!!), Spiderman for Ps4, and Game of Thrones. Plot continues taking off at a rapid pace as Rich and Jake roll with Noctis and his dude bros while they roll on the finale of the controversial FFXV. Talk of Ignis' new character development, Noctis having a whoooooole lot of dramatic moments, Gladio being a dick, learning Prompto's origins, finally touching on some notable differences between what Rich played when the game initially released, a bunch of bosses, Ardyn reaching new heights of shocking cruelty, and more await on the next Hot Topic drenched goth-industrial mid 90's shock rocker we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: To Be King (Somnus) by Indigo Charly Outro: Stay With Me by In Flames

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 81: Final Fantasy XV: Part 4

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 81: Final Fantasy XV: Part 4

    13/04/2019 Duração: 02h37min

    After a lengthy discussion of music - FFXV talk starts up art the 22 min mark After 30+ hours of game time with no forward momentum in the plot Noctis and crew are finally about to make plot happen. What the game have could have done to make the middle chunk less uneventful, a few more dungeons, a detour for mythril for some reason, the return of everyone's favorite busty dragoon, a whole lot of driving around collecting royal arms, the long awaited reunion with Lunafreya, and far more of that prick Ardyn than anyone should ever want await on the latest intrepidly improvisational intellectually imbecilic ignoble impetus we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: Lunas Theme Violin and Piano by gbritaney Outro: And All That Could Have Been by nine inch nails

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 80: Final Fantasy XV: Part 3

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 80: Final Fantasy XV: Part 3

    23/02/2019 Duração: 01h43min

    Episode starts around the 28 min mark after a lengthy semi spoiler-ey talk about the Resident Evil 2 Remake and one potentially off putting detail about Kingdom Hearts 3. Rich and Jake ride shotgun with the super stylish crew of Final Fantasy XV as they continue their road trip and screwing across across the countryside. Lots of bumbling about, some relatively boring side quests, a huge letdown after cliffhanger, Ardyn still being a huuuuuge douche, reoccurring non-sequiturs featuring the musician Sting, the arrival of another suspiciously dressed spear wielding lady, and a lengthy ride with everyone favorite crush (and a certain muscle boi's sister) aaaaand more await on the latest power pop smash single we caaaaalll Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn Chooooooocooooooooooobooooooooo!!! Intro: Somnus - Classical Guitar Cover by Beyond the Guitar Outro: Desert Rose by Sting

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 79: Mega Man 3

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 79: Mega Man 3

    16/01/2019 Duração: 02h58min

    For those that want to skip the live play-through portion and the top 10 lists, the normal show format section begins around the 2:07:00 mark. Jake and Rich say goodbye to 2018 and whats up to the New Year the only way they know how - by playing a classic game that they cuss a lot at - this year with the legendary Megaman III. As tradition for the holiday episode, listen to the guys talk about their favorite things of the last year while failing miserably over and over again. How many times does Rich bring up Transformers? How often does Jake mention he's pissed off? How many bosses do they manage to overcome? Does the baby interrupt Rich at any point?!?!?!? Find out on the latest celebratory party we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Intro: Mega Man 3 Theme Remix by Dj XeMeX Break: Mega Man 3 - Even Harder Remix by Hyde209 Outro: The Figurehead - The Cure

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 78: Final Fantasy XV: Part 2

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 78: Final Fantasy XV: Part 2

    09/12/2018 Duração: 02h06min

    Final Fantasy XV talk starts after the 19 min mark after OTHER kind of game related talk! Jake and Rich continue with Noctis and crew's quest to get Noct laid. Or married. Probably both. Discussions of how much Prompto loves Chocobos, how much Noct probably digs Iris, how absurd it is the guys don't recognize Arden, how much Arden himself is annoying, how much Jake straight up knows way too many Jim Carrey quotes AND SO MUCH MORE await on the next SMOKIN episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alllll riiiiiiiiighty then! Intro: Stand Your Ground [Trap Remix] by Musicalitybeats Outro: Ningen Wo Kaburu by Dir en grey

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 77: Final Fantasy XV: Part 1

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 77: Final Fantasy XV: Part 1

    09/12/2018 Duração: 02h19min

    Final Fantasy talk starts around 27 min mark (after some actual video game talk!). Rich and Jake check out what at this time is the most recent numbered entry in the Final Fantasy series with Final Fantasy XV! How essential is the prequel movie and anime? Does Noctis show any emotions whatsoever? Who has the best hair of the main boys? Is there any plot to talk about whatsoever? Who, if anyone, likes Cindy? How good is the combat at feeling like the crazy shit in the movie? These questions and more are tackled on the next episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: MStand By Me (Florence and the Machine) Remix by Joe Mann Outro: Bullet Ride by In Flames

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 76: Secret of Mana: Part 4

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 76: Secret of Mana: Part 4

    19/10/2018 Duração: 02h50min

    Secret of Mana talk starts around the 19 Minute mark after another lengthy talk about getting older. Because the dudes are getting older. For real. Rich and Jake return to wrap up the magic in the immensely legendary SNES classic, Secret of Mana. Somewhat confusing level layouts, Moms turning into trees, Jake continuing to move like a butterfly and sting like a bee, Rich continuing to suck at finding hit boxes, a betrayal from out of nowhere, the game basically being Star Wars, and a really pervy undead ghost weirdo all await on the ever aging and slowly but surely approaching death every day show we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Intro: Meridian Dance Remix by GaMetal Outro: In Our Wake by Atreyu

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 75: Secret of Mana: Part 3

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 75: Secret of Mana: Part 3

    09/10/2018 Duração: 02h01min

    Secret of Mana talk starts around the 16 Minute mark. The Chocobro's return for more action and adventure in Secret of Mana! Confusion on what the story actually is, acknowledgement that the remake actually has some valid improvements, unbelievably stupid rebels, a whole lot of fighting, Rich's struggles with navigating Flammie on the over-world, the value of money in RPG's, Gold loving kings that suck, and the worlds biggest asshole bird. All of this and more await on the latest pre assembled, no paint required, 1/1 scaled, adult collectible we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Intro: Fear of the Heavens Remix by cominup85 Outro: A Forest by The Cure

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 74: Secret of Mana: Part 2

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 74: Secret of Mana: Part 2

    20/08/2018 Duração: 02h15min

    Game relevant talk begins around the 20 min mark. After a lengthy talk about joblessness, fatherhood and mowing lawns like a couple of old people the boys return to talk about the Legendary Secret of Mana again. Debates on how to pronounce the word 'Mana,' the effectiveness of magic against bosses, Jake's struggle with puzzles, Rich's struggle against stupid enemies, bad dragon names, a kickass mushroom, and more await on another mysterious and otherworldly adventure we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO! Intro: Steel and Wubz by DS Music Outro: New Jersey Makes, The World Takes By Senses Fail

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 73: Secret of Mana: Part 1

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 73: Secret of Mana: Part 1

    08/07/2018 Duração: 02h11min

    Secret of Mana talk starts around the 23 min mark! Jake and Rich touch one of the non Final Fantasy RPG classics of the SNES era with the often lauded SECRET OF MANA!!! Asshole villagers, a super cool old Knight (who may or may not be a creepy molester?), weird looking goblins, an exciting new battle system, seeds of some sort (???), an impressively sneaky girl, an impressively powerful but stupid sprite thingy, and a whole lot more on the latest sweating in the summer and really exhausted but pushing on because thats the adult thing to do blast we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!Music for the Episode Intro: Intro: Real Emotion (Nu Metal Remix) by AkinoRims Intro: Secret_of_Mana_Desert_Snowstorm by Ziwtra Outro: The Doomed by A Perfect Circle

  • Damn Chocobo Ep. 72: Final Fantasy X-2 Part 3

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 72: Final Fantasy X-2 Part 3

    20/05/2018 Duração: 02h56min

    Surprisingly we get to business in (relatively) short time! FFX-2 talk starts around the 14'30" min mark. As the boys wrap up not only the legendary Final Fantasy X-2, they also proceed to check out the few extraneous "X" related media post X-2 and truly wrap up the Final Fantasy X saga. Do any of these sub plots wrap up in a meaningful way? Is there any late game puzzles that annoy Jake we run into? Will Yuna finally see Tidus again? Whats this deal about multiple endings? Is Rich still a train-wreck due to dealing with a newborn (hell yes he is). What the hell is this "Last Mission" deal? And furthermore - what is -Will- and how terrible can it really be? The answer's to these and MORE on the latest Epic Space Battle Featuring Realistic Robots and kick-ass lasers and explosions and teenagers being dramatic about war...oh wait thats Gundam not this..... uh... umm.... Yo, I'm really tired guys...yeah... erm..... Daaaaaammmmnn Chooocoboooooooo!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Music for the Episode Intro: Real Emotion (Nu Meta

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