Portland comics Adam Pasi & Alex Rios check in on each other's weeks.


  • Scorpion or Eagle

    Scorpion or Eagle

    08/10/2020 Duração: 50min

    Pasi overcomes a train injury while Rios prepares for the fire that Randy doesn't believe in then all 3 of them pitch in on a permanent decision about Rios's body. Alternate titles include: "The Sound of Immobilization" "Limped Right Into That One" and "Hog on a Hog"

  • 5 Inny Belly Buttons

    5 Inny Belly Buttons

    25/09/2020 Duração: 55min

    Rios explains why he doesn't have to clean the rain gutters, Pasi renews his comedy addiction and since the world is burning they both come clean about every unhealthy thing they've done be it on purpose or otherwise. Put this podcast in your go bag! Alternate titles include "$40" "Not For You Lisa" and "Little Boy Flavor"

  • Yellow Squash

    Yellow Squash

    16/09/2020 Duração: 45min

    Pasi gets upset by a compliment at work, Rios gets upset by Pasi not getting upset with him. The boys try to grow as people, it goes as expected. Have you heard this podcast?? Aw, it's fuckin brutal! Alternate titles include: "Everything Else About Your Life Is Not" "The One True Cashier" and "True Cobalt Blue"

  • River Nurse

    River Nurse

    05/09/2020 Duração: 50min

    Pasi asks honestly for things while the newly blonde Rios goes to the river to be a good samaritan and a bad example. Snap an ankle to this one kids! Alternate titles include: "Be Breakfast Now" "Bullets and Hair Dye" and "Butterriest Boyfriend"

  • These Colors Dont Run But They Can Hide

    These Colors Don't Run But They Can Hide

    30/08/2020 Duração: 01h30s

    Pasi celebrates turning 40 with an old friend while Rios celebrates turning American with a new gun. It's the only podcast that uses all the amendments at once! Alternate titles for this episode include "Yelling at an Urn" "1:70" and "Me × You = Uh Uh"



    21/08/2020 Duração: 54min

    Rios is concerned with proper terminology and home security, Pasi is an entitled white man to his girlfriend and Randy is stereotypically good at math. It's another Chumba and Wumba shootout you guys! BANGBANGBANG! Alternate titles include "Homeless Bowl" "Wet Eyes And A Gun" and "69°"

  • Freedom P*ssy

    Freedom P*ssy

    14/08/2020 Duração: 40min

    Randy's not the only one with dog issues. Sad Pasi gives bad customer service while discovering the kind of comic he truly is. Rios ate a cheeseburger for all the wrong reasons. VIVA LA CHUMBA AND WUMBA! Alternate titles include "I Can't Think Of Any More Justin Long Movies" "At Least You Still Got It" and ""

  • Try Kicking

    Try Kicking

    08/08/2020 Duração: 54min

    Live from in front of Rios's house! The boys TRY to discuss how Pasi has a wandering eye, Rios has a dangerous training regimen and a not at all dangerous addiction, as well as comedy's greatest nemesis. But what they really end up talking about is Randy's dog. This one is YARDCORE! Alternate titles include: "Jean Claude Canned Ham" "Mouth bleeder" and "Inevitable Life Cook"

  • The Wrong Brother Died

    The Wrong Brother Died

    31/07/2020 Duração: 53min

    Pasi misses his girlfriend, Rios is gonna miss his girlfriend's mom, and the boys reminisce on the sad times that made them start doing this in the first place. Alternate titles include: "Does He Have a Gun" "I Had To Go Through Idaho " and "The Ferrari"



    26/07/2020 Duração: 55min

    Pasi gets disrespected while house sitting, Rios creepily picks an old hobby back up, and the boys do a little relationship role play. Alternate titles include: "Boy Hole" "Less Ollies More Naps" and "Put a Hat On It"

  • Butthead


    18/07/2020 Duração: 55min

    Rios' body gets critiqued at home, Pasi is trying to OD on his emotions and both of them deserve to lose the 2020 Portland's Funniest Person contest Alternate titles include "I Came Here to Cry Bro" "None of My Friends Have Eyes" and "It's a Size Thing"

  • Sucky and Farty

    Sucky and Farty

    15/07/2020 Duração: 59min

    Rios is home alone and when he's not he's misunderstood. Pasi deals with videogame and canine grief. Alternate titles include: "All Toys Matter" "What's up Whores" and "Beltless Death"

  • Sams Fault

    Sam's Fault

    04/07/2020 Duração: 55min

    Rios has a problematic toy collection, Pasi yells problematic things out of cars, and Randy can't tell what part of himself June belongs to. They also discuss Gay Pride, merch ideas, and protecting their families from this very podcast Alternate titles include "Motherf*ckers Always Tryna Ice Skate Uphill" "I Need Another Hole" and "Stingy Big Nosed Gays"

  • Tequila  Cheese Weight

    Tequila & Cheese Weight

    26/06/2020 Duração: 59min

    The boys discuss ironic nap settings, online AA meetings and Iceland (?) They also go to great lengths to make sure they never get booked in Philadelphia. Alternate episode titles include "Easter Island" "Fat In Weird Places" and "Savvy"

  • A Porcupine - Recorded 5/30/2020

    A Porcupine - Recorded 5/30/2020

    15/06/2020 Duração: 01h10min

    The boys mock Portland comedy drama, learn about renter's rights and come up with a new gift for people who donate to the show. Then they get serious and sad. Alternate episode titles include: "Jizz 11" "My Pedometer is Gonna Read the Same" and "3 Years"

  • #ImNotReaching


    06/06/2020 Duração: 17min

    This isn't an episode. Please listen to it, all the way to the end.

  • On My Stupid Mouth

    On My Stupid Mouth

    23/05/2020 Duração: 01h02min

    Rios has another brother! New beds, native Samoan cuisine and an idea for an even less appropriate podcast are discussed. Alternate episode titles include "Kong Island Bats" "Make us All Chinese" and "Support Live Groceries"

  • Episode 105 - Big Enough To...

    Episode 105 - Big Enough To...

    12/05/2020 Duração: 01h09min

    The boys continue to unravel during quarantine. Pasi gets a work husband while Rios yells at his toys. Rios also found the worst way to measure a swimming pool's size. Alternate titles include: "He's No Straight Randy" "Hard Shells Like the Rest of Your People" and "It's Not Gonna Mop Itself" Intro by Luke Messimer Outro by Larry and His Flask

  • Episode 104 - The Only Art That Nourishes

    Episode 104 - The Only Art That Nourishes

    02/05/2020 Duração: 48min

    The boys discuss their new fitness routines. Pasi gets commended and reprimanded at work, Rios has a new Tattoo, and Richard Gere's wisest words get shared. Alternate titles include "What Is Your Favorite Nail To Use?" "400" and "1st Loudest 3rd Funniest" Intro & Outro music by Luke Messimer

  • Episode 103 - Jokes On Me But Its About You

    Episode 103 - Jokes On Me But It's About You

    16/04/2020 Duração: 01h04min

    From quarantine the boys discuss hockey enforcers, comedy dreams and pinball. Randy wins the podcast forever. Shout out to Tory Ward who is very funny in real life. Alternate titles include "Seattle Chins" "I Treat Pinball the Way I Treat Women" and "Goon Please"

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