Croncast Season 02 | Life Is Show Prep

Sinopse

In this season Kris Smith and Betsy tackle the hard topics affecting the suburbanite including: business cards for your toddler, the temptation to go Republican, and what happens when you accidentally play "the time I got tested for Herpes" podcast for Grandma.

Episódios

  • Season 21 Ep 23: The Mexico Part 2

    Season 21 Ep 23: The Mexico Part 2

    25/03/2009 Duração: 33min

    Croncast - 2009-03-25.mp3 Show: #523 Length: 33:08 Size: 30.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Introducing our driver, Rueben Pronounced Rue - been You'll understand why shortly We're on the homepage in iTunes podcast store In the parenting category You're the whip cream I am the pie to your whip cream Does that mean we are getting divorced? Rueben has discussing the directions that the Montana girls gave him Nervous like Mom telling me, "Let's go to TJ to buy school supplies" Sterling silver bangles Hurling off into the middle of nowhere The jungle begins flying by Look at that, it's great Is it abandoned? Right, just like central Illinois Look at you, getting all metric Jungle was 20 km away Fine, how about 20 clicks? Betsy gets scared and starts talking The Montana girls want you shut up Actually, it was Erasure Luggage in my lap Moobs are getting damp Rueben rolled up all the windows the moment we got in 4 adult Americans and one Mexican adult Our bodies use more en

  • Season 21 Ep 22: The Mexico Part 1

    Season 21 Ep 22: The Mexico Part 1

    23/03/2009 Duração: 32min

    Croncast - 2009-03-23.mp3 Show: #522 Length: 32:12 Size: 29.6 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Back from the Mexico This here would be part 1 of a multi-part series This is where we take you on our vaction with us I think I've been drinking excessively She sweats the daiquiri For those of you caught up, you know that we weren't around last week We were on Betsy's Wheel of Fortune vaction to Mexico Best part - it was free I'll get to the parts where you nearly broke down Props on the plastic plants you bought Excellent investment for returning home Growing up in a silk jungle Dusty cornflower blue carnations These flowers are special They will be here forever At some point you know that your mother-in-law will show up Thank you for admitting that you didn't want to go with me You can't relax for your life Right, I can't do it My biggest concern was the webernets close at hand I had to have wi-fi And your gear One laptop, a netbook, iPhone, Treo, Camera and tons of cables

  • Season 21 Ep 21: Doggy DNA Test, Marsupial Wife, Trustafarians

    Season 21 Ep 21: Doggy DNA Test, Marsupial Wife, Trustafarians

    13/03/2009 Duração: 30min

    Croncast - 2009-03-13.mp3 Show: #521 Length: 30:57 Size: 28.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Here we are March 13th, 2009 Yep, I said it iTunes has a new fancy feature Still us reviews "Betsy's good...Kris is better" The studio space, manpit remodel has helped my mental state What are you reaching for? Betsy is wearing a hoody Paper in front pocket My marsupial wife Doggy DNA test results have arrived I wish you get down with the fact that Herc is a porn star My fauxberman is . . . Want to find out? We get into at 1:50 into the show He's 25% nothing? WTF? how much did you pay for this Finding out what composes a vajayjay slayer His doberman shining American terrier? uh no Picking him up from the rescue I expected as everyone else did he would be full grown dobie The Amex Full Panel Mixed Breed Analysis says . . . Well, my emotions are getting the best of me No more pitbull in sweater photos please Betsy's new show is rocking like crazy Elliot's teacher is sitting fron

  • Season 21 Ep 20: Paper Collars, Carry On, Mexico Anxiety

    Season 21 Ep 20: Paper Collars, Carry On, Mexico Anxiety

    11/03/2009 Duração: 30min

    Croncast - 2009-03-11.mp3 Show: #520 Length: 30:30 Size: 28.0 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Traveling with Grammie's carry on Boarding the dogs Mexico anxiety is coming home to roost Paper dog collars Hercy vajajay slayer TSA was just messing with me It wasn't a vacation Did you have the kids? Did you drink? Yes and yes Then it was a vacation Tags: peecol kidrobot mexico anxiety paper collars grandma luggage

  • Season 21 Ep 19: Comedy Shrine, Tiny orbit, Keeping it Croncast

    Season 21 Ep 19: Comedy Shrine, Tiny orbit, Keeping it Croncast

    06/03/2009 Duração: 30min

    Croncast - 2009-03-06.mp3 Show: #519 Length: 30:28 Size: 28.0 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Betsy's opening night went of without a hitch! Every Thursday night at The Comedy Shrine, Naperville Using Kris as a prop during the show How is that not like the rest of my life? Big changes in the Smith house . . . again And when isn't it big changes, Kris? Always, Croncast moments Update: Missed the Evo Terra note. Sharing is truly caring as even as @evo_terra gets his toes did. Sorry we missed this one, buddy! Tags: Comedy Shrine Laugh Time Betsy Smith croncast moments

  • Season 21 Ep 18: The comments episode

    Season 21 Ep 18: The comments episode

    02/03/2009 Duração: 29min

    Croncast - 2009-03-02.mp3 Show: #518 Length: 29:43 Size: 25.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes The comments show Been a long time since we have done one of these Check out Matt's rider for Betsy That's it on show notes Tags: Blackberry Verizon comments Matt Snodgrass

  • Season 21 Ep 17: Fly home stoned, Polyester rugs, Gesticulate freely

    Season 21 Ep 17: Fly home stoned, Polyester rugs, Gesticulate freely

    27/02/2009 Duração: 27min

    Croncast - 2009-02-27.mp3 Show: #517 Length: 27:26 Size: 25.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Get it on Leave us some comments here or reviews in iTunes Not really vicious But spousal hate Funny on many levels A paid gig for Betsy Will you be on IMDB? I don't know what you're talking about March every Thursday Five other chicks all under me Sounds like my kind of life It's all coming together Adam Carolla is now on the podcasting Maybe we need to hire him Six women under me I want to write that book Re-organized the basement I had to get it on Needed to change up my space This winter is killing me emotionally Short shorn polyester rug It's 85 colors and shades of testosterone Been stuck down here working for so long I got a bit claustrophobic Proud you cleaned up Making space I was afraid to touch your desk Now I can gesticulate freely It's like we're single again Right from your mother's clutches to mine You would be perfectly happy at public storage Don't ship Grand

  • Season 21 Ep 16: Passport Time, Making Waves, Legitimacy

    Season 21 Ep 16: Passport Time, Making Waves, Legitimacy

    25/02/2009 Duração: 29min

    Croncast - 2009-02-25.mp3 Show: #516 Length: 29:42 Size: 26.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Way short on show notes Been working all day Just found time now to put this out One of your funniest shows Tags: Riviera Maya Mexico Vacation Facebook friends the earth

  • Season 21 Ep 15: Standing, No Cutsies, Betsys Big Show

    Season 21 Ep 15: Standing, No Cutsies, Betsy's Big Show

    23/02/2009 Duração: 27min

    Croncast - 2009-02-23.mp3 Show: #515 Length: 27:41 Size: 25.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Hope everyone had a great weekend This show we get down with our lapses in mondey diet Fiscal responsibility never sounded so bad Like, "never yell at the pit boss," for instance Tags: pit boss comedy shrine no cutsies fiscal responsibility

  • Season 21 Ep 14: Rat Poison, SHE Squad, Followed Home

    Season 21 Ep 14: Rat Poison, SHE Squad, Followed Home

    20/02/2009 Duração: 26min

    Croncast - 2009-02-20.mp3 Show: #514 Length: 26:43 Size: 24.6 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Missed the Wednesday show Besty's been sick Must be the path Never buy rat poison, Gatorade and get a passport photo at same time It's no just my paranoia, I was followed home by a black mercedes Sure, Kris, they sent the SHE Squad after you Right after they finished shooting a show on Lifetime Bret Michaels mouth Yes, Betsy, the dogs mouth is cleaner and he eats his own poop Tags: Lifetime SHE Squad rat poison black mercedes Bret Michaels

  • Season 21 Ep 13: That Episode, Get the Patch, Expo Cubes

    Season 21 Ep 13: That Episode, Get the Patch, Expo Cubes

    16/02/2009 Duração: 22min

    Croncast - 2009-02-16.mp3 Show: #513 Length: 22:57 Size: 21.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by PodioBooks.com Gingerly I speak as Betsy does withdraw I had a dream about her using the patches as band aids Nicotine burn The smoking cessation has begun I've got the kids show notes are short You listen, you will know. Tags: smoking cessation nicotine patch middle finger missing meds

  • Season 21 Ep 12: Triscadecaphobic, Mental Sabbatical, Rescue Animals

    Season 21 Ep 12: Triscadecaphobic, Mental Sabbatical, Rescue Animals

    13/02/2009 Duração: 24min

    Croncast - 2009-02-13.mp3 Show: #512 Length: 24:13 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I won't say the date A bit triscadecaphobic are we? As usual I know how this goes It's a big business day The cyclical nature of our moon phases matched with a Friday the ____ Happy Valentines Day Mr B I'm going to buy you a gross of coffee mugs with my face on them Great, I could sell them at Starbucks or a quarter WachterBach haul Sounds like a Worcester sauce Pfaltzgraff and a fancy brand called Kimberly-Clark Getting the freezer "I remember that like it was yesterday" That makes you old The recall feature to tell the stories properly Hercules came to me while I was sleeping The stories that people tell about their rescue animals What is going on with Facebook? Everyone is showing up All of your past infested lovers I can see my friend that is now on a mental sabbatical Tags: mental sabbatical moon phases triscadecapho

  • Season 21 Ep 11: The Kittys Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book

    Season 21 Ep 11: The Kitty's Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book

    11/02/2009 Duração: 33min

    Croncast - 2009-02-11.mp3 Show: #511 Length: 33:56 Size: 31.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions Pick a post, any post to leave a comment You can leave a comment for our 2012 shows It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own Valentine's day is 3 days away Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive" You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway I read a thread Ping me when you're ready So you're reading this thread about CarMax Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car Saved by a bucket of chicken Selling a car privately Was much to worry about The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer It's the same person I've been to that garage sale The same Velma That would be Vonda CarMax gives you an appraisal So we go for it The Volvo will be sold Picking it up after detail The car knew The dash lit up with warnings 30 minutes later all good We decide to

  • Season 21 Ep 10: Coffee Breath, 100 years old, Chingtao

    Season 21 Ep 10: Coffee Breath, 100 years old, Chingtao

    09/02/2009 Duração: 25min

    Croncast - 2009-02-09.mp3 Show: #510 Length: 25:05 Size: 23.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions The show notes be short Jorge asks all night long where the 5'5 lady is She's 100 years old She gives me injections of insulin Twater Do you mean water? Twater OK Chingtao Following Betsy's car Getting smoke and coffee breath 25ft behind Tags: coffee breath Twater chinese joint insulin injections

  • Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces

    Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces

    06/02/2009 Duração: 29min

    Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3 Show: #509 Length: 29:41 Size: 27.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I'm on the wellness train Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper Betsy's host read I didn't know that you background in radio? Your dating a of DJ I got this gig through FFA I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes Feta is for farmers Chemists making cheese I was the hottest chick in FFA They could break walnuts with their thighs You know, those girls They smelled like hog shit at school Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort What else are the going to do? It laid fallow long enough See you didn't get to do that They would have given you the bullhorn one morning Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one! Corn based economy Flat tire again Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake Better if it was a Croncast poster Join the department of health "You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com" We could

  • Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well

    Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well

    04/02/2009 Duração: 23min

    Croncast - 2009-02-04.mp3 Show: #508 Length: 23:57 Size: 22mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com No show notes, I'm sick I'm heading to bed Glad I built scheduled posting into this thing! Tags: kelly blue book dealership chipotle economy

  • Season 21 Ep 07: Weve got three, Manternity clothes, Old Spice Pirate

    Season 21 Ep 07: We've got three, Manternity clothes, Old Spice Pirate

    02/02/2009 Duração: 27min

    Croncast - 2009-02-02.mp3 Show: #507 Length: 27:28 Size: 25.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Betsy starting her own line of manternity clothes You need to try harder baby I have never worn Old Spice But I keep looking over my shoulder for a sailor Tell us your thoughts on eliminating our car loan debt To do so properly get the skinny from the last 5 minutes of the show Tags: Lincoln Town Car Manternity dairysnake Old Spice Pirate

  • Season 21 Ep 06: The Childs Strengths, Egg Nog Down, Banana Seat Dream

    Season 21 Ep 06: The Child's Strengths, Egg Nog Down, Banana Seat Dream

    28/01/2009 Duração: 28min

    Croncast - 2009-01-28.mp3 Show: #506 Length: 28:45 Size: 26.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Dorothea's Song an audio book by author Ron Vitale Get the audio book and the PDF visit www.losoil.com Breaking down the banana seat bike Infinite blackness We're still married When I get nervous I get funny Much, much more on this episode Tags: banana seat awakening parsonage clever vocabulary irregardless

  • Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill

    Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill

    26/01/2009 Duração: 22min

    Croncast - 2009-01-26.mp3 Show: #505 Length: 22:00 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Hair plugs for your dog He'll always look like a puppy Flint for sparking doberman jaws A grill for my dog with diamonds Add some flint too for sparks That would be hot Burglars like shiny stuff Made the water park trek Long way to Wisconsin birthday part Don't kiss my kids Or lick your face Bandanas in the pool Tags: water park doberman jaws sparking teeth Wisconsin birthday bandana

  • Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan

    Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan

    21/01/2009 Duração: 24min

    Croncast - 2009-01-21.mp3 Show: #504 Length: 24:07 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Of those last week and yore Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house The cold isn't bothering me So this was part of your master plan A cocoon of The North Face goodness All this little spoiled babies Kids why don't you go see your dad Shivering and grumping I eat like I'm a seal Get out, see some people Skinny folks listen up The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you The fat jokes are for me Fattitudes about the chunky Of course they're going to order the fries When I lost weight I felt like a spy Listening to people talk about the people It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist The size I come is thick I'm like a cylinder You could benefit from some manternity clothes My tummy isn't that protrusive With the

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