Stop This Podcast, I Want To Get Off


Stop This Podcast, I Want To Get Off is a relationship advice show from the two people least qualified to give relationship advice.


  • BONUS EPISODE: Twilight!

    BONUS EPISODE: Twilight!

    04/05/2020 Duração: 54min

    It finally happened. $100 showed up in Anthony's Venmo, so your humble hosts are watching all of the Twilight movies. First up: Twilight. Hear our thoughts on spider monkeys, vampire baseball, R. Patz and K. Stew and more!

  • Ep. 23: How Many People Out There Have Checked on Their Neopets?

    Ep. 23: How Many People Out There Have Checked on Their Neopets?

    17/04/2020 Duração: 55min

    We're back! Our triumphant return from hiatus includes some coronavirus relationship advice, a new segment, a debate about whether or not Godzilla is a dragon, the founding of the Tim Robbins Fan Club and more.

  • Ep. 22: Benegrinch Cumbergrinch

    Ep. 22: Benegrinch Cumbergrinch

    26/11/2018 Duração: 40min

    The mean, green Grinch is back in theaters, thanks to Benedict Cumbergrinch and the good people at Illumination Entertainment. We spend about 98 percent of this episode talking about the Grinch, and yes, at one point, Anthony does say the Grinch drinks piss. We're very sorry. Also, Genevieve definitely says "sledge" instead of "sludge" at one point. Enjoy and happy holidays! 

  • Ep. 21: Twilight is Better Than Game of Thrones

    Ep. 21: Twilight is Better Than Game of Thrones

    30/10/2018 Duração: 55min

    Don't listen to this one with the lights off, folks. It's our annual Halloween Spooktacular Frightmare episode. Ghost horses, the Mothman, Edward Cullen - listen if you dare. Also: Genevieve argues that Twilight is better than Game of Thrones (it's not) and we get an exciting opportunity to join the Illuminati.

  • Ep. 20: Hilary Duff Did Nothing Wrong

    Ep. 20: Hilary Duff Did Nothing Wrong

    30/09/2018 Duração: 47min

    This episode's a little different, folks. Instead of giving advice, we took a quiz to see if we're really ready to get married. Are we? Listen and find out. We also talk about nicknames, Hilary Duff, shellfish and more.

  • Ep. 19: Love 2.0 - Love Upgraded

    Ep. 19: Love 2.0 - Love Upgraded

    30/08/2018 Duração: 48min

    This is the big one, folks. It finally happened. The local kids got engaged, which the haters and losers, of which there are many, said would never happen. In this episode, we invent a new relationship status, dole out far too much engagement advice for two people who have been engaged less than a week and talk about dump boys. Enjoy.

  • Ep. 18: He Got Murdered By A Toilet At The Pool Hall

    Ep. 18: He Got Murdered By A Toilet At The Pool Hall

    28/07/2018 Duração: 49min

    Major switch-em-up at the beginning and end of this week's podcast, friends. Be prepared. All you need to know about this episode is that there's been a murder at the pool hall involving a toilet, but don't worry -- a detective is investigating. Keep grifting.

  • Ep. 17: It Just Hit Me That This Is A Relationship Advice Podcast

    Ep. 17: It Just Hit Me That This Is A Relationship Advice Podcast

    27/06/2018 Duração: 43min

    This one's shorter than usual, but that's probably a good thing? Who wants to listen to us talk for an hour-plus? Anyways, if you need cuddling advice, want to know about park dates or just want to hear some erotic fanfiction about your favorite hosts, this is the episode for you.

  • Ep. 16: Sims Snuff Films

    Ep. 16: Sims Snuff Films

    01/06/2018 Duração: 51min

    Lots of presidential humor in this one, you guys, but probably not about the president you're expecting. Also, Anthony does just a totally very good impression of Ricky Ricardo. Other topics covered: babysitting, frogs, gamers' rights, Netflix original movies

  • Ep. 15: Arise Fair Sun, And Let Me Get It (ft. Conall)

    Ep. 15: Arise Fair Sun, And Let Me Get It (ft. Conall)

    30/04/2018 Duração: 59min

    This is a very exciting episode because we have our first ever guest, Conall Quinn. Please forgive how bad the episode sounds, we were sharing two mics between three people. The comedy is good as always though, folks. Some topics covered: making out, high school crushes, piss guitars, classic "The Office" moments, Jeff Probst and being basic. Enjoy.

  • Ep. 14: You Wanna Eat Rat Pies?

    Ep. 14: You Wanna Eat Rat Pies?

    21/03/2018 Duração: 54min

    Folks, I'm so excited to announce that in this episode, there is a backdoor pilot for our radio play of "The Fast and The Furious." Also, we give a lot of good advice in this episode? And the comedy's pretty OK too? Actually, now that I think of it this might be our best episode yet?

  • Ep. 13: Dont Stop This Podcast

    Ep. 13: Don't Stop This Podcast

    27/02/2018 Duração: 56min

    Folks, our annual member drive is here. Donate at the $15 a month level and get a free "Cool Is Stupid" t-shirt. Also, there's a twist at the end of this episode. Enjoy!

  • Ep. 12: Peel Me, Im Ripe

    Ep. 12: Peel Me, I'm Ripe

    29/01/2018 Duração: 01h04min

    I regret to inform you that Genevieve outs herself as a massive psychopath in this episode. You have been warned. Also, do you guys remember "The Pink Panther" (2006, dir. Shawn Levy)? We talk about that one a little bit. Also also, we announce A NEW CONTEST. Submit your fan art to win a hat! Other topics: social media etiquette, dentist daddies, bitcoin

  • Ep. 11: Dont Talk To Me Until Ive Had My Lasagna

    Ep. 11: Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Lasagna

    28/12/2017 Duração: 01h02min

    Look, this is probably the worst episode yet, but we do a Christmas Carol radio play and a long bit about Garfield, the angry orange cat. Download Amazon Prime using promo code "stopthispodcast" and get 20 percent off your first Fairly Oddparents. I'm sorry to Tim Allen for the mean joke I made about him. Happy holidays! (Also there's ASMR in this episode. We are so sorry.)

  • Ep. 10: Anniversary Smoochtacular

    Ep. 10: Anniversary Smoochtacular

    29/11/2017 Duração: 01h08min

    To quote our dear host Anthony, "This is the grossest episode of any podcast that's ever been recorded." In this, our 10th episode, we cover all things kissing: what it is, how to do it and how to make it more fun. Also, we invent competitive kissing. Maybe there's even an on-mic smooch...guess you'll have to listen to find out. 

  • Ep. 9: Werewolf In My Kitchen

    Ep. 9: Werewolf In My Kitchen

    25/10/2017 Duração: 01h08min

    It's here, folks. Our first ever Halloween (pronounced Halloween) episode. We cover ghosting, talking to ghosts, werewolves, Ouija boards, the Power Rangers, the Devil and so much more. It's a true spooktacular, a regular frightmare!

  • Ep. 8: The Kiss Trains Coming To Town

    Ep. 8: The Kiss Train's Coming To Town

    18/09/2017 Duração: 49min

    This episode is for fans of kissing, James Cameron's "Avatar," seaside very small Greek places and the Nintendo Switch. And congratulations to Derek and Ashley on winning the pivot table contest!

  • Ep. 7: You Are A Son Of A Man

    Ep. 7: You Are A Son Of A Man

    17/08/2017 Duração: 01h22s

    This week: We reveal secrets about our relationship, we talk about craft beer (we're very hip) and an old friend makes an appearance.

  • Ep. 6: The Tinder Is Coming From Inside The House

    Ep. 6: The Tinder Is Coming From Inside The House

    05/07/2017 Duração: 49min

    This week, we help someone whose boyfriend is allergic to kissing (basically). We also talk about baked goods, prewritten dates, cuckoldry, Tinder and the scariest question we've answered so far.

  • Ep. 5: Its Good To Have Stigmata

    Ep. 5: It's Good To Have Stigmata

    15/06/2017 Duração: 57min

    This week: A couple of viewer emails, cheap dates, cheapskates, dominant teenagers, a way-too-long bit about the Bible and Genevieve tries to use the podcast as Google.

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