Scenario Store News is a podcast resurrected from YouTube and now brought on a weekly basis straight to your ears through an audio device near you! Wherein you shall find Julianna and Keerstan, two cat-loving nerd girls with passionate opinions they're looking to share with the world!


  • Episode 184: Yarn

    Episode 184: Yarn

    17/11/2017 Duração: 01h03min

    Death by glitter coffee sounds like a glorious way to go.

  • Episode 183: Problems

    Episode 183: Problems

    02/11/2017 Duração: 01h04min

    This week, we get very real about an issue that hits very close to both of us: mental illness (with some lovely shoutouts to chronic physical conditions, too!). We laugh because we have to, but please be warned that topics discussed in this episode include suicidal ideation, unreality, and disordered eating. Strangely enough, we actually really loved recording this one, so come on and dive right at just the tip of the iceberg with us.

  • Episode 182: Spoons?????

    Episode 182: Spoons?????

    02/11/2017 Duração: 01h56s

    This episode is late. It is very, very late. We know, and we are very sorry. Time isn't real, but debilitating executive dysfunction and (at time of recording) a mild head injury totally are. We still love yinz, we promise.

  • Episode 181: Woop

    Episode 181: Woop

    27/09/2017 Duração: 57min

    Updates on the Juggalo redemption arc, news in sportsball, where politics and nerd shit collide, and accidental further Cowboy Bebop fancasting.

  • Episode 180: Introduction

    Episode 180: Introduction

    14/09/2017 Duração: 01h07min

    We have many moods and next to no spoons, BUT—we are super excited to talk about Judaism!

  • Episode 179: Old

    Episode 179: Old

    09/09/2017 Duração: 01h10min

    This week, nostalgia sucks sometimes. As does painfully tone deaf and insensitive pop music. Bad fics and porgs help, though.

  • Episode 178: Longest

    Episode 178: Longest

    30/08/2017 Duração: 01h43min

    This week we return with what might be our longest episode yet (and definitely one of our favorites tbh). Massive amounts of feels include the upcoming possible Juggalo redemption arc, good old BioWare salt, so many emotions about the Game of Thrones season finale, PLUS bonus points for some odd Yinzer pride and why Tumblr user imperialgrunt needs to write a fucking book.

  • Episode 177: Fire

    Episode 177: Fire

    17/08/2017 Duração: 01h10min

    This week, America is as on fire as ever, and we are afraid but refuse to burn out. This is, however, why we also have to take a breather for television. Because resistance requires self-care.

  • Episode 176: Olenna

    Episode 176: Olenna

    03/08/2017 Duração: 32min

    This week's episode is dedicated entirely to Game of Thrones and, more specifically, the absolute perfection that was "The Queen's Justice" and Olenna Motherfucking Tyrell.

  • Black Emporium News Episode 22: Join Us As We Carry the Duty That Cannot Be Forsworn

    Black Emporium News Episode 22: Join Us As We Carry the Duty That Cannot Be Forsworn

    29/07/2017 Duração: 01h06min

    For this episode, Keerstan and Julianna explore how we would handle the events of Origins if we, as our actual irl selves, were to become Grey Wardens. The results are fairly canon divergent, occasionally controversial, pretty sexy, and way more fun.   @ BioWare: HERE is our official résumé. We await and preemptively accept any and all job offers coming our way from you.

  • Episode 175: Emotional

    Episode 175: Emotional

    28/07/2017 Duração: 55min

    Amidst love for Stuart Semple, feelings about Game of Thrones, and the psychological advantages of being fandom trash, we remember Chester Bennington and all of the amazing experiences that man brought into our lives.

  • Episode 174: Doctor

    Episode 174: Doctor

    20/07/2017 Duração: 01h10min

    Official petition for Kesha's "Woman" to play over Thirteen's regeneration.

  • Episode 173: Space-pit

    Episode 173: Space-pit

    12/07/2017 Duração: 01h32min

    This week we're bitter old millennials freaking out about MOTHERFUCKING SPACE MARINES and the very early stages of the Interplanetary Combatives Training program????? But also, of course, among many other topics, GOD BLESS KESHA.

  • Episode 172: Ashes

    Episode 172: Ashes

    05/07/2017 Duração: 01h13min

    Late night leading into the Fourth of July and we're over here drinking because for some reason we're still paying bills instead of buying gold and inevitably meeting space in the pit (bless you, Buzz Aldrin), but on the plus side we now know what we want done with our remains after this country kills us! P.S. BioWare, please hire us.

  • Black Emporium News Episode 21: What Is a Little Pain, Am I Right?

    Black Emporium News Episode 21: What Is a Little Pain, Am I Right?

    01/07/2017 Duração: 41min

    This month, Keerstan and Julianna are back! And while our lives are still burning like a Chantry, this episode we get into neurodivergence in our companions throughout the series!

  • Episode 171: Snails

    Episode 171: Snails

    28/06/2017 Duração: 39min

    Followups from the Voice Actor Appreciation Station, how Rihanna and Nicki Minaj have become our most powerful leaders in education (suck it, Betsy DeVos), and...snail science?????

  • Episode 170: #WhatInProcrastination

    Episode 170: #WhatInProcrastination

    21/06/2017 Duração: 59min

    Angry desperately nerds need sleep but somehow can't stop talking. Black Lives Matter, baby boomers need to shut the fuck up about smartphones, Wonder Woman totally can carry a sword like that (and so can you!), and this podcast is an official voice actor appreciation station.

  • Episode 169: 20-Tuesday

    Episode 169: 20-Tuesday

    14/06/2017 Duração: 54min

    This week is having a day, but we shall distract ourselves with things like Pittsburgh, emotions over E3, and that fucking wall.

  • Episode 168: Blues

    Episode 168: Blues

    07/06/2017 Duração: 50min

    We continue to be slightly less on fire as we discuss Wonder Woman, ice cream, Pittsburgh, and hoLY GODS ARE WE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS WHOLE COWBOY BEBOP THING?????

  • Episode 167: Resurrection

    Episode 167: Resurrection

    31/05/2017 Duração: 35min

    This week...there is an episode! We get back into the swing of things and try desperately to put out the dumpster fire that is our lives by eating Ben and Jerry's and getting hella psyched for Wonder Woman, among other things.

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