Sinopse

The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer, food, and weird news stories, plus some pop culture, sports, and technology thrown in! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

Episódios

  • TTB142: Naked Sign Stealer

    TTB142: Naked Sign Stealer

    02/11/2020 Duração: 01h08min

    The Two Bobs episode 141 for Monday, November 2, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Lucious from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/big-luscious/ Robert experienced a Black Pumpkin Oatmeal Stout from Buffalo Bill’s. https://www.buffalobillsbrewery.com/black-pumpkin-oatmeal-stout/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll release Viagra-inoculated mosquitoes into your home. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you drank a bunch of White Claws and banged a pumpkin. A naked Albuquerque man steals a Biden sign…and that’s all that happened. We feel the story still stands on its own. https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/19/naked-man-steals-biden-harris-sign-front-yard-albuquerque/ A thief is busted by cops because he left his severed finger at the crime scene. https://www.the-sun.com/news/1683500/thief-busted-cops-find-severed-finger-scene-robbery/ This rich Californian mofo is accused of blaring the Gilligan’s Island theme song to piss off his neighbor. https:

  • TTB141: Puke Balloons

    TTB141: Puke Balloons

    19/10/2020 Duração: 48min

    The Two Bobs episode 141 for Monday, October 19, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Spice Latte Ale from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/pumpkin-spice-latte-ale/ Robert experienced The Oxorcist II Imperial Pumpkin Ale from Old Ox Brewery. https://www.oldoxbrewery.com/beer/the-oxorcist/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll throw bags of barf on your driveway. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time your urologist forgot to lube up his finger before your prostate exam and you enjoyed it, you sick fucker. A church keeps finding bags of vomit in its parking lot. https://www.tysonsreporter.com/2020/10/09/locals-befuddled-by-bags-of-barf-at-vienna-church/ You might want to bring your own condoms next time you visit Vietnam. https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html It turns out lube isn’t an effective disinfectant. Who knew? https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/6149811/mum-lube-daughter-school-sanitiser-c

  • TTB140: Horse F’er Norman

    TTB140: Horse F’er Norman

    12/10/2020 Duração: 54min

    The Two Bobs episode 140 for Monday, October 12, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Imperial Stout from LaGrow Organic Beer Co. https://www.lagrowbeer.com/store/p10/lagrowbeer.com.html Robert sucked down a Pumpking Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/pumking-imperial-ale/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll arrange a sexual encounter with you and a horse. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as insane as a fly camping out on your head while you’re live on national television. A British zoo has an issue with swearing parrots https://www.cbsnews.com/news/parrots-separated-england-zoo-cursing-swearing-at-guests/ Norman and his wife try to rent a horse for sex. https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/state-police-dauphin-county-man-tried-to-arrange-sexual-encounter-with-a-horse/521-fe51a0d6-a8e8-499b-b57b-3d2d007f571c Some lady steals jewelry, then tries to sell it back. https://www.theledger.com/story/news/crime/2020/10/05/polk-woman-tried-sell-

  • TTB139: Birthday Poop

    TTB139: Birthday Poop

    28/09/2020 Duração: 58min

    The Two Bobs episode 139 for Monday, September 28, 2020:   What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel-Aged VJ Black from Atwater. https://untappd.com/b/atwater-brewery-barrel-aged-vj-black/2940387 Robert indulged himself in an Orange Creamsicle IPA from Southern Tier. https://untappd.com/b/southern-tier-brewing-company-orange-creamsicle-ipa/3877596 Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll act out a highly inappropriate musical on your front lawn. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like shitty wine: still shitty no matter how long you let it age but still okay if there’s nothing else available. Florida man is suing McDonald’s for chipping his tooth on a chicken bone in a nugget. A bone. Inside of a piece of chicken. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/florida-man-suing-mcdonalds-mcnugget-injury Oregon man accidentally shoots himself in the organ. https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/national/article245908410.html Utah man was arrested for test driving a car…going as fast as

  • TTB138: Kleptomaniac Squirrel

    TTB138: Kleptomaniac Squirrel

    14/09/2020 Duração: 45min

    The Two Bobs episode 138 for Monday, September 14, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cinnamon Donut Stout from Blake’s. http://blakesbeerco.com Robert indulged himself in a Li’l Ben’s Milk Stout from Antietam Brewery. https://antietambrewery.com/beer/example/?age-verified=868dd7f3f1 Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll swap your eggrolls for spring rolls. CRAZY NEWS is like a NASCAR race: a bunch of idiots driving in circles, mostly from Florida. A man in Tennessee called 911 over a thousand times, mostly to sell them eggrolls. Prolly wouldn’t have gotten in trouble if he had offered them some almond boneless chicken. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/egg-roll-call-915027 A Florida woman stole a sex toy and did naughty things with it…with her vagina. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/09/08/naked-lady-swipes-intimate-item-naughty-adventure-fort-pierce/5714808002/ This guy blew his house up trying to kill a housefly. The status o

  • TTB137: Mr. Chinchilla

    TTB137: Mr. Chinchilla

    07/09/2020 Duração: 01h11s

    The Two Bobs episode 137 for Monday, September 7, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Downtown Bourbon Brown by Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-downtown-bourbon-brown/1087083 Robert indulged himself in a White Chocolate Raspberry Imperial White Milk Stout. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/white-chocolate-raspberry/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll accuse you of witchcraft. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a Nickelback song: terrible but you just can’t get it out of your head. A couple of expensive cars crashed, and we were there to report it. https://carbuzz.com/news/bugatti-chiron-and-porsche-911-involved-in-4-million-crash A dummy stole a tip jar, after applying for a job he probably won't get. https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/man-robs-pizza-restaurant-right-after-applying-for-a-job-there-gets-caught/ It's a well known fact that witchcraft often leads to shootings. https://www.chronicleonline.com/news/crime_and_courts/accusation-of-wit

  • TTB136: Mask Nuggets

    TTB136: Mask Nuggets

    10/08/2020 Duração: 01h01min

    The Two Bobs episode 136 for Monday, August 10, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sheehan’s Irish Stout from Rockford Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/rockford-brewing-company-michigan-sheehan-s-irish-stout/279201 Robert indulged himself in a Lucy Juicy DIPA from Solace Brewing. https://solacebrewing.com/beer/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hide face masks in your chicken nuggets. Drinking is fun! https://www.addictions.com/explore/bad-and-boozy/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than ordering chicken nuggets from McDonald’s only to realize they forgot the sauce. A lady in the UK freaked out after realizing her daughter’s chicken nuggets included an extra ingredient. https://www.hampshirelive.news/news/hampshire-news/my-daughter-choked-chicken-mcnugget-4395298 Sleep Standards is giving five lucky couples $3,000 to have sex on mattresses and review them.https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a33500918/sleep-standards-couple-sex-mattresses-dream-job/ A pizza deliver

  • TTB135: Cherry Is A Bird

    TTB135: Cherry Is A Bird

    03/08/2020 Duração: 42min

    The Two Bobs episode 135 for Monday, August 3, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob “enjoyed” a Cerise from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/latest-news/2020/new-beer-release-cerise-2/ Robert choked down a Wild Heart Hoppy Blonde Ale from Starr Hill. https://starrhill.com/wild-heart-hoppy-blonde-ale Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll throw your TV at you. 9 out of 10 dentists recommend this week’s CRAZY NEWS. Florida woman is accused of throwing a TV and some other shit at her porn-watching manfriend. https://www.ocala-news.com/2020/07/28/dunnellon-woman-accused-of-throwing-tv-at-porn-watching-man-friend/ A man in Greensland Australia (also in the United Kingdom, according to Rob) had random strangers prank calling his ex-girlfriend with Chewbacca sounds. https://www.9news.com.au/national/cairns-chewbacca-prank-calls-relationship-break-down-revenge-queensland-news/aee52353-ae3b-4db3-9c00-5a9107dd9ab8 A naked man tells deputies he’s Batman. They better hope he’s lying. h

  • TTB134: 148 Grove Street

    TTB134: 148 Grove Street

    27/07/2020 Duração: 01h11min

    The Two Bobs episode 134 for Monday, July 27, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Marvelroast from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/marvelroast/ Robert took down a Rainbow Dust IPA from Sycamore. https://sycamorebrew.com/collections/sycamore-brews/products/rainbow-dust-ipa Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll saw your garage in half. What better to do during a pandemic than make fun of it? Too soon to make COVID-19 jokes? We don’t think so! https://www.boredpanda.com/coronavirus-quarantine-covid-19-jokes/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a proctology exam only with slightly less anal. Maine man saws his neighbor’s garage in half over a boundary dispute. https://bangordailynews.com/2020/07/18/news/piscataquis/maine-man-saws-neighbors-garage-in-half-amid-boundary-dispute/ A Sacramento woman urinates in a Verizon store after refusing to leave for not wearing a face mask. https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020/07/17/roseville-urination-verizon-arrest/ What hap

  • TTB133: Stream of Wheat

    TTB133: Stream of Wheat

    13/07/2020 Duração: 44min

    The Two Bobs episode 133 for Monday, July 13, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Nutter Your Business Peanut Butter Stout from Grand Armory. http://www.grandarmorybrewing.com/beer/ Robert took down a Mountain Candy IPA from Sycamore Brewing. https://www.sycamorebrew.com/cannery Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll pee on all of your food. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than that one time you got your dick stuck in a vacuum hose. This guy takes his love for pizza too seriously. https://www.thv11.com/article/news/crime/man-shoots-through-little-rock-pizza-business-after-not-getting-enough-toppings-on-his-pizza/91-db265333-7d46-4159-9d71-d1dd57ff1b8e The feds charged a Florida man and his sons with selling fake COVID-19 cocktails. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/07/08/feds-charge-florida-man-sons-with-selling-fake-covid-19-cure/ A guy driving a stolen car crashed into another stolen car. https://nypost.com/2020/07/08/oregon-man-driving-stolen-car-crash

  • TTB132: Prison Bae

    TTB132: Prison Bae

    06/07/2020 Duração: 01h09min

    The Two Bobs episode 132 for Monday, July 6, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Porter from Pigeon Hill. https://pigeonhillbrew.com/retailers/ Robert had a Beach Shack Blonde from Sycamore Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/sycamore-brewing-beach-shack-blonde/3573795 Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant stolen sperm in your car. Consuming alcohol improves cognitive wellness. We’ve already known this for quite some time but it’s nice to get confirmation from scientists and shit. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/29/health/alcohol-cognitive-improvement-wellness/index.html This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as insane as Kanye West running for president. A Pennsylvania woman caused a disturbance in a McDonald’s then—naturally—removed her pants, ran into someone’s home, and stole a hairbrush. https://www.timesleader.com/news/714917/police-pants-less-woman-charged-after-disturbance A Nebraska man photographed wearing only a tool belt and a bra (and swim shoes; d

  • TTB131: Knicker Face Mask

    TTB131: Knicker Face Mask

    01/06/2020 Duração: 53min

    The Two Bobs episode 131 for Monday, June 1, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/raspberry-vjp/ Robert had a Hoptropolis IPA from New Realm Brewing. https://newrealmbrewing.com/beer/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your loved on with sex dolls. You’ll probably like that though, you sick fucker. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like the upcoming election only it doesn’t involve an idiotic pumpkin. This lady is very passionate about her McDonald’s and prefers the full dine-in experience. https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/okcpd-respond-to-shooting-outside-mcdonalds-in-sw-okc The Koreans don’t know how to properly use sex dolls. https://www.espn.com/soccer/fc-seoul/story/4096932/fc-seoul-hit-with-record-fine-for-placing-sex-dolls-in-the-stands Granny panties make great face masks. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-strips-use-knickers-face-22086839 Kids do the damnedest th

  • TTB130: COVID-19 Haircut

    TTB130: COVID-19 Haircut

    11/05/2020 Duração: 41min

    The Two Bobs episode 130 for Monday, May 11, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a PB & J’ale’y from Elk Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/elk-brewing-pb-and-j-ale-y/1529768 Robert had a Hazy Like A Fox IPA from New Realm Brewing. https://newrealmbrewing.com/beer/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll pelt you with crack pipes. For many Americans, perhaps the biggest loss during this pandemic has been the closure of thousands of strip clubs across the globe. One such establishment in Oregon has found a way to keep stroking its customers’…egos. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drive-thru-strip-club-coronavirus_n_5eac4c0ec5b624b39692963d This week’s CRAZY NEWS won’t hurt as much as that one time you took an entire bottle Viagra and had a boner for 37 straight days. A guy walks into a Dunkin Donuts without pants. If you were waiting for the punch line you’re shit out of luck. https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Police-man-went-into-Dunkin-without-pants-570266821.html This lady w

  • TTB129: Smells Like Coronavirus

    TTB129: Smells Like Coronavirus

    04/05/2020 Duração: 53min

    The Two Bobs episode 128 for Monday, May 4, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Check to the Head Crème Ale from Dark Horse. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1471/405064/ Robert had a Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frangelic-mountain-brown/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant a prosthetic penis in your burrito. We called one of our favorite listeners and conducted a wellness check after some texts Rob received while recording this episode. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than trying to procure two-ply toilet paper on Amazon. Coors Light delivered 150 cans of beer to a 93-year-old woman after her plea for more beer went viral. Rob is going to plea for more Founder’s in hopes he has the same stroke of luck. https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/13/coors-light-delivers-150-beers-93-year-old-viral-plea-i-need-more-beer-coronavirus-lockdown/ Speedy Gonzalez was accused of writing fraudulent checks he stole from the mail

  • TTB128: Courtesy Flush

    TTB128: Courtesy Flush

    13/04/2020 Duração: 40min

    The Two Bobs episode 128 for Monday, April 13, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Carrot Cake Cream Ale from Perrin. https://www.perrinbrewing.com/carrot-cake-cream-ale-release/# Robert had a 40th Anniversary Hoppy Ale from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/40th-anniversary-hoppy-ale/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll shit in your drinking fountain. Stanford University invented a toilet seat that takes photographs of your ass hole while you’re taking a shit and sends it to the internet. https://mashable.com/article/smart-toilet-analprint-scan/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like one of Trump’s daily COVID-19 briefings minus all of the lies and exaggerations. Enjoy! A prison inmate beat the shit out of his cell mate for asking him to courtesy flush. https://www.wptv.com/entertainment/weird-news/key-west-man-attacks-cellmate-after-being-asked-for-courtesy-flush Some Czech nudists got into legal trouble for not wearing face masks. Rob thinks they should have

  • TTB127: Gryffindor Dropouts

    TTB127: Gryffindor Dropouts

    06/04/2020 Duração: 44min

    The Two Bobs episode 127 for Monday, April 6, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Nitro Hot Cocoa Imperial Milke Stout from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/hot-cocoa/ Robert had a Hobo Imperial Milk Stout with Vanilla Bean from Caboose Brewing. At this point we’re not even trying to avoid repeating the same beers on the show. Fuck it. https://www.caboosebrewing.com/vanilla-bean-hobo-stout/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Rob will have his dog Finnigan (he’s a good boy) drive your car off a bridge. Some random banter about Oreos, COVID-19 and some other shit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has probably been orchestrated by the liberal fake news media to stop Trump’s re-election. Of course, nobody but Trump and his gun-toting, racist, redneck followers actually believes that. Some guy tried to teach his dog to drive. It went about how you'd expect it. https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/30/us/washington-man-arrested-pit-bull-drive-trnd/index.html A couple of losers may have

  • TTB126: Don’t Be Dumb

    TTB126: Don’t Be Dumb

    30/03/2020 Duração: 49min

    The Two Bobs episode 126 for Monday, March 30, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale from Eagle Brewery, formally known as Well’s. Again, we’ve already had this beer on the show before. We blame the pandemic. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/sticky-toffee-pudding/ Robert had a CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your hand soap with cheese. COVID-19 banter because we haven’t gotten enough of it lately. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wonder how society is going to make it through this pandemic. Here’s a hint: don’t do any of the things most of these dipshits have done. Woman discovers the bar soap she’s been using to wash her hands is actually a block of cheese. https://www.irishpost.com/news/woman-discovers-bar-soap-shes-washing-hands-days-block-cheese-181710 This Instawhore thought it would be a good idea to lick a toilet seat to prove that she’s a complete fucking mo

  • TTB125: Orville The Cat

    TTB125: Orville The Cat

    09/03/2020 Duração: 47min

    The Two Bobs episode 125 for Monday, March 9, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Coconut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/coconut-vjp/ Robert had a Looking Glass IPA from Starr Hill. https://starrhill.com/brews/looking-glass/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll shut down your funeral brothel. You’ll be out on the streets, you sick bastard. Listen, we love animals but prefer they go away once they’re dead. This guy...not so much. https://www.facebook.com/OnlyHumanChannel/videos/vb.748719995296565/859514967804043/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you burn when you pee. That’s probably nothing new for you though. You might wanna see your doctor. This lady pampered her perfect succulent for years before realizing it was fake. https://nypost.com/2020/03/03/woman-waters-perfect-plant-for-2-years-before-realizing-its-fake/ A Louisiana resident whose license plate expired in 1997 gave the police the worst excuse ever. https://www.wfla.com

  • TTB124: Crack Bites

    TTB124: Crack Bites

    02/03/2020 Duração: 49min

    The Two Bobs episode 124 for Monday, March 2, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Banana Bread Beer from Eagle Brewery. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/banana-bread/ Robert had a Hoppy Anniversary Ale from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/40th-anniversary-hoppy-ale/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll stick potatoes up your ass. Rob is having surgery to get out of work. What’s your excuse? If you’re not bright enough to think of anything here’s a few ideas. https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/excuses-for-calling-out-of-work/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a bigger train wreck than Michael Bloomberg’s first presidential debate. Hemorrhoids? Stick potatoes up your ass! #lifehack https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/putting-potatoes-up-your-butt-wont-cure-hemorrhoids-doctors-warn/ Florida man couldn’t get his nurse’s attention so he did the only logical thing and set his hospital bed on fire. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article240624047.html Couple was

  • TTB123: Bag Full of Drugs

    TTB123: Bag Full of Drugs

    24/02/2020 Duração: 40min

    The Two Bobs episode 123 for Monday, February 24, 2020: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Robusta Nut Coconut Chocolate Porter from Petoskey Brewing. https://www.petoskeybrewing.com/ontap Robert had a Red Zeppelin IPA from Blue Mountain. https://bluemountainbrewery.com/beer/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll put a life size Donald Trump cutout at the foot of your bed while you’re asleep. We found actual footage of elderly listener trying to give Rob gas money. https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1226905547523293188?s=21 This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like finally getting your hands on a Popeye’s chicken sandwich only to find out someone replaced the chicken with dog shit. A trooper finds a bag of drugs labeled “BAG OF DRUGS” in someone’s car. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/04/trooper-finds-bag-labeled-bag-full-drugs/4661250002/ This guy was pissed when he was told he couldn’t bring his emotional support Trump cutout to dialysis. https://foxbaltimore.

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