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The Chip and Cern Show is a podcast about everything and nothing at the same time. This show is real, random, rant filled and ruleless. Be sure to follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss an episode. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend.website: www.chipandcernshow.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshowSoundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/chip-and-cern-showiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChipandCernShowemail: [email protected]

Episódios

  • Jeffrey Toobin the Zoomasterbater 

    Jeffrey Toobin the Zoomasterbater 

    22/10/2020 Duração: 43min

    Well with all the Zooms going on in the world this year someone was going to get caught jerking off. Unfortunately for Jeffrey Toobin, of the New Yorker, that person was him. Chip and Cern discuss the cause for someone to be jerking off during a Zoom meeting, which leads to an entire chat about cock pics vs titty pics. I know it sounds like a lot of weirdness, but just strap in for the cock talk heavy Chip and Cern Show.  If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Kids at Virtual School, Best Cereals and Misspent Youth

    Kids at Virtual School, Best Cereals and Misspent Youth

    15/10/2020 Duração: 56min

    If you love Chip and Cern heading back down to Chip’s Distorted Youth and misspent hours in a car with high school Chip and Cern then this is the episode for you. Chip and Cern also discuss the best ice creams, cereals, and crazy rules that Chip had growing up. All this hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Trump has COVID-19

    Trump has COVID-19

    08/10/2020 Duração: 35min

    Chip and Cern are not a news program, so hopefully, you aren’t getting all or any news from us, but the POTUS Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. Chip and Cern usher in the coffin dancing boys, discuss the worst Presidential Debate of all time and some of the NFL’s new COVID policy around violations. All of this amazingly funny content and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Cern’s Bathroom Remodel  Verizon Battle

    Cern’s Bathroom Remodel & Verizon Battle

    01/10/2020 Duração: 51min

    Cern can’t seem to catch a proper vacation for himself and the COVID Summer is no exception. He has been assigned a master bathroom remodeling project which isn’t without its complications and setbacks. Hear this story and more on this episode on Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • COVID Halloween  90’s Action Movies

    COVID Halloween & 90’s Action Movies

    24/09/2020 Duração: 38min

    Chip and Cern discuss plans for a COVID Halloween. Cern is cutting out the middle person and just buying the candy. Chip doesn’t think he can talk his daughter out of trick or treating. Chip had a very sheltered youth, so he missed out on a lot of movies, and his wife is helping him catch up on these movies that he missed out. Chip is forced to watch Sphere and Cern couldn’t stand the Cobra Kai on Netflix. All this and more on this episode of Chip and Cern Show.  If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • The 2020 NFL Season

    The 2020 NFL Season

    17/09/2020 Duração: 32min

    Chip and Cern were caught a bit off guard by the start of the 2020 NFL Season. Baseball doesn’t feel more than just getting started, but the NFL did kick off this past weekend. Chip and Cern go over all the predictions for this season. All this goodness and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

  • Labor Day, Fires, and Mustard

    Labor Day, Fires, and Mustard

    10/09/2020 Duração: 44min

      A totally random show which is not unusual for Chip and Cern, but here we are again. Chip’s wife thought she saw a shark at the beach on Labor Day, the majority of California is on fire, and Chip and Cern discuss their love and collections of mustards. All this randomness and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!      

  • Video Games

    Video Games

    03/09/2020 Duração: 44min

      Chip and Cern find out loads of superfans have names for the respective host fan clubs. Chip got lured back into playing Pokemon Go by an ad he saw on the internet. Chip and Cern discuss video games, upcoming releases, and of course a few WAP references thrown in for good measure. All this and more on this episode of The Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Distance Learning

    Distance Learning

    27/08/2020 Duração: 39min

    Chip and Cern are shaping young minds this school semester and helping their kids do some distance learning. Chip is only wrangling TK and Cern has several kids doing different grades including high school. Dropping f-bombs on Zoom, unmuted children and kids leaving Zoom on whilst on “recess,” and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • Unwritten Rules of Baseball

    Unwritten Rules of Baseball

    20/08/2020 Duração: 50min

    Chip and Cern are covering some of the unwritten rules of baseball, that are in fact actually written down. Be ready for hot takes, baseball stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.   If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • WAP

    WAP

    13/08/2020 Duração: 46min

    As all of our friends know, Chip and Cern stay on top of all things cool and trending. Cardi B’s new song WAP, which stands for Wet Ass Pussy has Chip and Cern hooked. Great lyrics, thicc booties and twerking makes for yet another summer hit for Cardi B. All this and more makes this the horniest Chip and Cern Show episode ever.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Cern’s House Fire Scare

    Cern’s House Fire Scare

    06/08/2020 Duração: 43min

    There was a wildfire that was heading towards Cern’s house. Not only was he awaken from slumber, but the stress of the fact your house might burn down is too much. Chip then starts talking about high school days and Chip and Cern wonder how certain things happened back in those days. All these great stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.  If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Baseball is Back!

    Baseball is Back!

    30/07/2020 Duração: 38min

      Well despite Chip’s negative outlook on the 2020 season the Major League Baseball has kicked off, but not without controversy. Nearly half of the Marlins team tested positive with COVID-19. Chip and Cern also get distracted on Chip’s hot sauce and then move right on to how much the MLB Commish makes per season. All this amazingly funny content and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Misspent Youth

    Misspent Youth

    23/07/2020 Duração: 44min

      Chip and Cern are both recently celebrating wedding anniversary's and chat a little how about the marriage evolves. Then they start chatting about old drinking stories during their misspent youth. Usually involving one or two other buddies they always ended with overdoing it. All these stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.     If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Disneyland Reopening for COVID Surge

    Disneyland Reopening for COVID Surge

    16/07/2020 Duração: 46min

    Disneyland in Florida, of course, Florida, reopened it’s gated to fanatics during the record-setting number of daily COVID-19 cases. Grown adults crying in the middle of Main Street USA with their Mickey ears on, subjecting themselves to a deadly disease is the most American thing that people can do. Chip and Cern have a great time discussing that and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.  If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • A Very COVID-19 4th of July

    A Very COVID-19 4th of July

    09/07/2020 Duração: 40min

    After months of being apart Chip, Cern and some of the crew had a very safe, yet fun meet up at Cern’s house. It was good to get the gang back together, enjoy some drinks and grub and of course fireworks. Hear about tales from more misspent 4th of July’s where day naps were required and things of that nature. Be sure to tell a friend about the show! If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Tales from Retail

    Tales from Retail

    02/07/2020 Duração: 32min

    Chip has been catching sass from his local Trader Joe’s. Cern recalls his days collecting tolls for the local lake. Chip shares his hi-jinx from the Circuit City days, and we all know how that went down. Hear more tales from retail and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.  If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Baseball is Back in 2020!

    Baseball is Back in 2020!

    25/06/2020 Duração: 48min

    As a surprise to nobody, Chip and Cern are back with another baseball epsidoe. THis time we try to take the foot out of our mouths. We cover all the details of the 2020 MLB season, what a taxi club is and why we should have a show on Jomboy Media. All that and more hilarity on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around.   If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Defund the Paw Patrol

    Defund the Paw Patrol

    18/06/2020 Duração: 29min

    The New York Times just published an article criticizing the overly positive portrayals of police in the media. As you might imagine with small kids Chip and Cern have their fair share of Paw Patrol experience. Chip and Cern weigh in on if this is a “where does this stop?” situation or if it is a real problem and contribute to the systematic racism in the police force.     If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

  • Will the MLB Play in 2020?

    Will the MLB Play in 2020?

    11/06/2020 Duração: 30min

    Chip and Cern are back, filling the good people in about the current status with the 2020 MLB Season. Which pro sports will restart first? MLB, NBA, NFL or the NHL? Lots of people with lots of money fighting over millions of dollars. To the fans, it seems petty and very out of touch. Some owners like Fisher of the Oakland A’s is a massive piece of shit because he stopped paying his entire minor league team to save just over 1 million bucks, his net worth is over 2 billion dollars.  Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

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