This is the inside story of the reno biz that you wont see on any home renovation show. It is the real story of the men in toolbelts that we let into our homes to transform the way we live, and the homeowners that hire them. Good faith, bad cheques, tool breakdowns, people meltdowns you cant make this stuff up! The 27 chapter book is written by a licensed contractor, and lends itself beautifully to this 14 episode podcast, bringing to life the dialogue between a collection of outrageous characters on both sides of the toolbelt.


  • Episode Fourteen - Going South

    Episode Fourteen - Going South

    22/08/2019 Duração: 13min

    This episode gets poetic, then it gets funny, and then it's all over. Thanks for listening everybody. I know that you were entertained, and I hope that you have gained insight into life in the trades. I suppose that is why I took the time to write this book / podcast ... but I'll never be sure. Peace Out.

  • Episode Thirteen - Bloody Hell

    Episode Thirteen - Bloody Hell

    22/08/2019 Duração: 22min

    Suddenly I saw blood spurting over the table saw, and then I felt the pain. Everybody at the hospital kept saying, 'a man your age'. My best before date had arrived.

  • Episode Twelve - Missing the Turn

    Episode Twelve - Missing the Turn

    22/08/2019 Duração: 25min

    Now that I had a great crew, I had to keep them working, or they would leave me. But with this particular client, keeping us together at all costs was too expensive. I ignored the warning voices in my head, and now it was either get gone, or get sued.

  • Episode Eleven - The Addition of Discovery

    Episode Eleven - The Addition of Discovery

    22/08/2019 Duração: 37min

    A big ground floor addition. My first time running the whole show. My excellent crew were decades younger than me, and on this fast paced build, it became clear to me that my age had become a liability.

  • Episode Ten - The Addition of Life

    Episode Ten - The Addition of Life

    22/08/2019 Duração: 23min

    Another second storey addition with Stan. Only floods this time ... and cops. Nothing we couldn't handle. Except for the dirty talking women.

  • Episode Nine - The Entitled

    Episode Nine - The Entitled

    22/08/2019 Duração: 25min

    Dealing with the impossible demands of millennials forced me into unnecessary confrontation, and made me rethink my attitude towards this new group of inexperienced homeowners.

  • Episode Eight - The Help

    Episode Eight - The Help

    22/08/2019 Duração: 24min

    I was taking on bigger jobs so the time has come to find a crew of my own. Trial and error, hiring and firing the most astonishing collection of characters ... and getting nowhere fast.

  • Episode Seven - The Addition of Death

    Episode Seven - The Addition of Death

    22/08/2019 Duração: 25min

    I worked with Stan on a second storey addition right out of the old testament - flood, fire, swarming bees, betrayal, rivalry, rage, death defying accidents. Nothing went right on this one.

  • Episode Six - Finding Purpose

    Episode Six - Finding Purpose

    22/08/2019 Duração: 33min

    My learning curve was curving nicely, and I took on clients of my own. Some were easy, some were high maintenance, and at Christmas time - they were frantic.

  • Episode Five - A Poor Choice

    Episode Five - A Poor Choice

    22/08/2019 Duração: 28min

    Stan teamed me up to frame a house with Ken, an illiterate genius carpenter with serious anger management issues. The work was high up and dangerous, and we were not prepared for the heat wave and the heat stroke that drove us off the roof.

  • Episode Two - Stiffed

    Episode Two - Stiffed

    22/08/2019 Duração: 26min

    My skills and my tool collection grew until I was known in the neighbourhood as 'handy'. When the neighbourhood crazy lady offered to pay me to build her a fence, I jumped at the chance. Of course I should have known better ... she didn't pay me. Down the rabbit hole and into Small Claims Court!

  • Episode One - Coming Out

    Episode One - Coming Out

    22/08/2019 Duração: 27min

    My first attempt at home reno was when I decided to install a bathtub all by myself. I had no tools and less experience, just an inexplicable drive to do the work myself. The installation was a disaster, but I learned a lot about plumbing - and about myself.

  • Episode Four - Homework

    Episode Four - Homework

    22/08/2019 Duração: 29min

    My mentor, Stan, hired me to work with him gutting a three storey house and putting it back together again. He told me about his alcoholic parents, and I told him about being abandoned at birth.

  • Episode Three - The New World

    Episode Three - The New World

    22/08/2019 Duração: 22min

    I got my first real job as a construction worker, joining a real construction crew building a recording studio complex. New tools, new people, and a new sense of belonging.