My name is Kuato and I am the leader of the rebellion. I speak about movies from the 1980's in order to instill hope to the masses. I will bring change and revolution with the principles I gained, and ask if you have a hot sister.
Road House +28/01/2019 Duração: 02h01s
We open 2019 the best way we know how...by ushering in the era of Swayze! Its fucking Patrick Swayze and fucking Sam Elliott kicking fucking ass in Road House!
Die Hard23/12/2018 Duração: 01h34min
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT!!!...THE TWO ASSHOLES DROPPING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PODCAST ABOUT THE GREATEST XMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME, DIE HARD!!!!!
The Monster Squad29/10/2018 Duração: 01h36min
Dracula crashes into Roger Murtuagh's front yard, walks around to the backyard and chucks a stick of dynamite into a children's treehouse and says, "Meeting adjourned." That's all you need to know.
Transformers The Movie and The 'Burbs Part 2 - The 'Burbs24/09/2018 Duração: 01h24min
Join us as we close out our epic two-parter with Tom Hank's greatest movie ever: The Burbs! Bloodthirsty satanists move in next door to Ray Peterson while he's on vacation. Corey Feldman watches from his porch. Princess Leia goes to the lakehouse. It's the suburbanite's dream.
Transformers The Movie and The Burbs Part 1 - Transformers The Movie18/09/2018 Duração: 01h06min
'Til all are one! We bring you greetings from the Rebellion! As we were occupied the majority of the summer, we decided to put out another 2-parter! Part 1 discusses the tale of two disparate tribes of transforming robots generating the largest body count ever seen (as well as shitting on the dreams of every 6-year old that watched this in '86). Part 2 takes a closer look at Greg's all time G.O.A.T, "The 'Burbs". It's the 80's Satanic Panic at its most gluttonous, and takes up the majority of real estate on Greg's vision board (coming soon)
Bloodsport and Hard to Kill - Part 206/09/2018 Duração: 58min
Enjoy part 2!
Bloodsport and Hard to Kill Part 1 - Bloodsport06/09/2018 Duração: 58min
Awesome two-parter! JCVD and Seagal together! Enjoy Bloodport and Hard to Kill!
Top Gun04/07/2018 Duração: 01h38min
A sexually repressed Naval Aviator is selected (by default) to the world's most elite aerial dogfighting school for fighter pilots: Fighter Weapons School. AKA: TOP GUN. He chases his classmates, some tail, and the ghost of his dead father in his relentless pursuit of...something (maybe King of the Beach '86). Most importantly, he wears aviators, buzzes towers, and meanders through his training to the greatest soundtrack known to man. Bill Pullman said it best in Independence Day: "Today is our Independence Day." Fine words from a fine man. On this Independence Day, we ask that you crank up your speakers to 11, and usher in a new era of the Rebellion to our NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM.
Karate Kid II28/05/2018 Duração: 01h07min
Daniel crosses the Pacific to get his ass handed to him on another continent, get some strange, and learn how to fight like a drum.
Kuato Eats Crawfish17/05/2018 Duração: 38min
The rebellion enjoys the Condo annual crawfish boil and talks 80s movies with those unfortunate enough to be standing nearby.
Back to School25/04/2018 Duração: 01h15min
A near septuagenarian returns to college to help his son from dropping out, but can't stop thinking with his dick. Its a dead man's party...let's discuss.
Rad14/04/2018 Duração: 52min
Helltrack approaches...If you enjoy BMX acrobatics, children who swear with proficiency, and sociopathic twins with alliterative names (Rod and Rex Reynolds), then you'll enjoy this movie. We go balls out. Let's discuss. www.kuatosrebellion.com
Over the Top14/04/2018 Duração: 31min
"Some fight for money. Others fight for glory. He's fighting for his son's love." Screw that. This movie is about a questionable father with an even shittier son, except Sly Stallone is in it and he's a tits arm wrestler. There are trucks, there's oiled muscles, and there's Robert LOGGIA. We heart this movie. Let's discuss. www.kuatosrebellion.com
Best of the Best/Big Trouble in Little China14/04/2018 Duração: 44min
Welcome to Kuato's Rebellion! This site is dedicated to 80s movies that we love and have shaped our senses of humor and general world view. All reviews are conducted via our podcast, which as of this episode, could use some improvement. We encountered technical issues, format issues, and brain farts, but hey, we're just a couple fans who will conduct a training montage behind the scenes and emerge as pros in a span of 30 seconds. We hope you enjoy our discussions, and please continue listening to the rebellion! www.kuatosrebellion.com