Welcome to Hire Us Hollywood, where each week our resident millennial hosts, Jackie and Diana, take turns pitching their latest and greatest ideas for Hollywood's next hit show. The only rules for their pitches are that their shows needs to have a plot, and a dream cast already picked out. Theme songs are encouraged but not required. New episodes premiere every Friday. If you are a Hollywood executive reading this and want to hire us, please feel free to slide into our instagram DMs.


  • Hyperlocal


    06/05/2020 Duração: 40min

    Inspired by our current world pandemic, Diana pitches a show about a global pandemic and conspiracies galore.

  • Addie and Beau Forever

    Addie and Beau Forever

    06/04/2020 Duração: 32min

    Rom-com lovers where you at? This week Jackie pitches a show that on the surface seems to have all the trappings of a classic rom-com, but in classic Jackie fashion, nothing is as it appears on the surface. Listen now to hear the story of Addie and Beau.

  • Read Only

    Read Only

    20/03/2020 Duração: 36min

    It's Jackie's turn to pitch, and her idea is The Matrix meets the library. What more could you want from a show?

  • Welcome to Kimball

    Welcome to Kimball

    06/03/2020 Duração: 36min

    What happens when a tour bus full of a has-been band gets stuck in a ghost town? Definitely something a lil spooky. Listen as Diana pitches her latest and greatest idea inspired by her love of Lost and Almost Famous.

  • Americas Next Top Crate and Barrel Retail Associate

    America's Next Top Crate and Barrel Retail Associate

    03/02/2020 Duração: 37min

    After literally years of anticipation and preparation, this week we finally have our good pal Adam as a guest host. He's pitching what's sure to be the most iconic reality show ever to be put in production - America's Next Top Crate and Barrel Retail Associate. Special Guest: Adam Cullian.

  • Down in The Valley

    Down in The Valley

    27/01/2020 Duração: 35min

    This week Jackie pitches a mystery set in the depths of silicon valley.

  • Swipster


    26/11/2019 Duração: 35min

    Jackie and Diana talk about their favorite fake app, Swipster! And how a real life dramatic birthday party planning debacle inspired this episode.

  • Stand By

    Stand By

    06/09/2019 Duração: 36min

    This week our guest host, Charles, pitches us "Stand By." A show about no-nonsense businesswoman Erin stuck in an intergalactic terminal, after being abducted by aliens, and is now tasked with trying to find her way home. Special Guest: Charles Baker.

  • AA


    30/08/2019 Duração: 33min

    In this episode, our special guest host Phil, takes us on an adventure that includes drugs, magic, and Micheal Cera robots. Special Guest: Phil Gestat.

  • Breaking Breadsticks with Linda Breadcrumbs and Cindy Dvorak

    Breaking Breadsticks with Linda Breadcrumbs and Cindy Dvorak

    12/04/2019 Duração: 30min

    This week we welcome our first guest host, Becca Scurto, to pitch a show about best friends Linda Breadcrumbs and Cindy Dvorak and their culinary journey to review the best mid-tier chain restaurants the suburbs have to offer. Special Guest: Becca Scurto.

  • The Long And Vending Road

    The Long And Vending Road

    05/04/2019 Duração: 39min

    In our season 2 premiere, Jackie pitches a show that comes straight from her soul: a road to El Dorado style quest for the world's most perfect vending machine.

  • Art Effect

    Art Effect

    01/03/2019 Duração: 35min

    For our season finale, Jackie pitches her latest and greatest idea - a show that imagines artists swapped into different time periods. We're talking Banksy during the middle of the pop art era, Picasso in 2008 making memes, and Charlie Chaplin doing it for the vine. But it's not enough just to imagine it, for the show to be great, you obviously have to create it too.

  • Fairly Adult

    Fairly Adult

    22/02/2019 Duração: 32min

    This week Diana pitches an idea that's been brewing in her noggin for awhile- a TV show that looks at the world of mythical creatures that help out adults. Instead of watching the tooth fairy gather teeth, there's the good parking spot fairy helping you on a Saturday afternoon at Costco and the finding money in your pocket gremlin, helping you at the Walgreen's checkout line.

  • Drama Llama and The Hypocritical Hippopotamus

    Drama Llama and The Hypocritical Hippopotamus

    15/02/2019 Duração: 34min

    It's Jackie's turn this week, and she's pitching a show that's near and dear to her heart. Drama llama and the Hypocritical Hippopotamus follows a pair of animal roommates who are highly skilled at solving everyone's problems except their own.

  • Along For The Ride

    Along For The Ride

    08/02/2019 Duração: 35min

    Diana's latest pitch is inspired by her love of terrible reality TV shows, and her real life road trip adventures with her best friends. It's a winning combination that brings you such antics as veering of the side of the road to visit a fruit and firework stand, and realizing sometimes you just got to be along for the ride.

  • Cat Taxi

    Cat Taxi

    01/02/2019 Duração: 31min

    Are you ready to take a ride in the Cat Taxi?

  • Snow Day

    Snow Day

    25/01/2019 Duração: 33min

    Will you be the king of the snow pile this snow day?

  • From Ashes

    From Ashes

    19/01/2019 Duração: 32min

    This episodeJackie pitches a show about an instagram wedding planner, turned funeral parlor owner after a failed engagement. #nofuneralselfiesplease

  • UnForegettable


    11/01/2019 Duração: 34min

    This week, we dig into our TV show idea archive (aka Jackie's notebook) as Diana pitches one of our earliest show ideas. UnForegetable is the tale of a local community college competitive mini golf team, that involves high stakes competitions, mini golf themed tattoo sleeves, and the windmill incident of 1998.

  • Arctic Dissonance

    Arctic Dissonance

    28/12/2018 Duração: 40min

    It's double trouble this week, because Jackie and Diana are both pitching tv shows inspired by the Death Cab for Cutie concert they attended. Somehow, one of them came out of the concert with a summertime game show, while the other came up with an over the top drama. We promise, they really were at the same concert.

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