Inthedrunktank's Podcast


Bret and Larry talk about reality tv, travel, vacationing, pop culture, Boston, funny situations and stories. Pretty much anything under the sun. If you enjoy laughing you Should love this podcast.


  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 20

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 20

    05/10/2020 Duração: 01h06min

    The boys are finally back at it.  After a brief summer hiatus the Drunk Tank is again open for business.  Bret is knocking back his new favorite fall beer while Larry downs the Bud Lights as they both bask in the glow of Larry's Christmas present from Tom, which was flown in from Wuhan China.  No joke.  Bret has been busy outside the Tank filming spots for MTV and a healthcare commercial.  He reluctantly gives us the details.  Bret offers Larry a discount on his Cameo account and reveals that Larry's friends are talking out of school about his antics from long ago.  Grab yourself a cocktail and jump back on the Drunk Tank train!

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 19

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 19

    07/05/2020 Duração: 01h34min

    Bret and Larry remain 6 feet apart and holed up in the Drunk Tank weathering the pandemic.  In this episode they are joined by their mutual friend, the self titled "Goombah Paulie."  Paulie has enjoyed and endured many trips with the boys and enters into the Drunk Tank to give his take on traveling at home and aboard together.  Paulie is amazed to learn that this episodes surprise guest in not only a bonafide Mega Star but also his old pal Carson Kressley!! Carson takes a break from the Fab life at his horse ranch in Pennsylvania and filming Ru Paul's Drag Race to call into the Drunk Tank to chit chat and dish about his fabulous life and friendship with all the guys in the tank.  Bret and Carson both gush over having bonded with Cher.  Larry gets the back story behind Carson's amazing personalized gift from Cher, while Paulie tells how he first met Carson and takes a stab at Moral Dilemma.  This is a not to be missed episode we know you will get a laugh from.  Enjoy and stay safe.!!

  • In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18

    In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18

    16/04/2020 Duração: 01h19min

      They're drunk again!  After an update on the current season of CBS's Survivor Bret and Larry answer multiple calls to their Call the Cops hotline. (617-910-HOOT) Larry is punked by Bret and a cohort who bust on Larry for his rusting "car collection." Larry then bores Bret with his tangential deconstruction of The Match Game from '74 and the shows connection to Cape Cod. Keep the hand sanitizer nearby because another round of the game Moral Dilemma gets....icky!!  Prepare yourself a cocktail, settle in, and prepare to kill and hour and twenty minutes of tomfoolery!

  • In the Drunk Tank Ep. 17

    In the Drunk Tank Ep. 17

    30/03/2020 Duração: 01h12min

    The Quarantine episode.  For the one year anniversary episode of In the The Drunk Tank the guys practice their social distancing within the tank and detail the Saint Patrick's day episode that never was.  A plan to show up at listeners houses is hatched amid the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020.  Bret describes his Aubergine smoking jacket and reveals why his hand is often in Larry's meat drawer.  After fashion tips from Carson Kressley the episode ends with details of the time when Bret embarrassed Larry right in front of Betty Buckley at Joe's Pub in NYC.  Stay safe, stay home, and enjoy this episode!

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 16

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 16

    11/02/2020 Duração: 01h16min

    Belly up to the bar and listen in as Bret and Larry go it alone in the Drunk Tank where the booze is flowing and the "F" bombs are flying as the two return from extended trips abroad.  After a few too many Tito's and Soda's, Bret falsely accuses Larry of larceny at the Von Trapp Family Lodge in Stowe Vermont.  (Defamation lawsuit to follow) Then its Rub a Dub Dub as Bret gives tips on making unwanted new friends in a recent hot tub soak, but then bails himself out by dining at Manhattan's famed NOBU RESTAURANT WITH (a friend who met) NICOLE KIDMAN!  Larry rambles on, boring Bret to tears about taking a trip down a rabbit hole at 3 am with long dead Boston born Broadway Diva Dorothy Louden.  Larry's singing is awful as usual.  This show crashes to an end as they play a raunchy round of "Moral Dilemma."  Cover the kids and dogs ears for this one and enjoy!!

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 15

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 15

    24/12/2019 Duração: 01h10min

    The Christmas Episode! Enjoy the Holidays with Larry, Bret, Dern, and Friends.  The guys hold a holiday open house in the Drunk Tank and many friends and neighbors stop by to help spread holiday cheer.  From all of us here in the Drunk Tank please have a safe and happy holiday season!!

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 14

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 14

    18/11/2019 Duração: 54min

      Bret, Larry, along with special guest and two time Survivor contestant Zeke Smith journey down to Provincetown Massachusetts for their first ever Spooky Bear Halloween weekend. Booze, costumes, and more booze make this a fun filled weekend that can not be missed.  Bret's friend (and Larry's) Jipper (Or maybe its Chipper??) stops by and adds his two cents.  Not really sure what this one's about, but it was fun as usual.  

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 13

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 13

    02/10/2019 Duração: 01h16min

    Bret and Larry talk with Rick Devens, castaway from Survivor Extinction Island season 38.  Rick is fun, witty and energetic so even if you are not a survivor fan this interview will be a lot of fun to listen to.

  • In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 12

    In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 12

    18/09/2019 Duração: 01h05min

      Episode 12.  AKA The 18th Amendment episode.  Both the boys are nursing hangovers and, in a Drunk tank first, they refrain from drinking while answering several of the callers questions.  But no worries as Larry is still flying high from nabbing the last "Hello Dolly!" poster in Boston and eager to avoid discussing Bret's run in with a famous Broadway diva, he dives right into questions from Drunk Tank listeners!  The guys describe really bad first dates with clergy members and women, to close calls at work.  One caller asks for coming out advice and for once Bret and Larry give a "Straight" answer.  So unlike the boys, crack open a cold one and enjoy this sobering episode.  

  • In the Drunk Tank Ep. 11

    In the Drunk Tank Ep. 11

    29/08/2019 Duração: 47min

    Bret and Larry interview Trish Hegarty from Survivor Cagayon season 28....and let me tell you Trish dishes the dirt from the season!  Not as long as the last two podcasts but just as enjoyable as Trish is hilarious. 

  • In the Drunk Tank Ep. 10

    In the Drunk Tank Ep. 10

    14/08/2019 Duração: 01h51min

    The BIG TEN INCH EPISODE! Now that the guys have surpassed TEN thousand downloads they invite TEN guests into the tank for Episode TEN.  Whether calling in from Oklahoma, the West coast, Detroit, or imbibing in the Tank in person this batch of drunken friends, celebrity’s, and regulars do not disappoint! Survivor and Amazing Race alums Trish Hegarty and Joe Covino make the trek to be in person in the tank and Zeke Smith chimes in from LA to take the blame for creating The Drunk Tank! Other surprise guests join in as well. Fasten your seatbelts as Bret and Larry attempt to reign in the drunken hi-jinx and Dern in their longest episode yet! Hiccup.

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 9

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 9

    26/07/2019 Duração: 01h23min

    The "Road show edition" take two!  Back at Larry's hideaway tucked away along the shores of beautiful Buzzards Bay, the boys continue their conversation about nothing touching on important topics such as trips, high speed Uber, and Larry's attendance at both a Diana Ross and a Linda Eder concert, the latter ending in Larry's  hilarious walk of shame through a Connecticut casino floor.  Bret is introduced to his new BEST FRIEND sailor Jerry while listening to messages from fans.  This ride is long...but fun and worth it!!

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 8

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 8

    13/07/2019 Duração: 49min

    The "Road Show Edition"  The guys take the show on the road and tape from Larry's knick-knack filled kitchen in steamy Buzzards Bay Massachusetts.  Larry's neighbor Bubba takes a break from drywalling and drops into the Tank and before long the guys are off and running on a rambling booze fueled cross country trek of stories from Oklahoma to Dallas, Ptown, and even Tijuana.  Bret fills us in on the Amazing Race finale party in Texas and Larry gives  his unique take on the history of the Provincetown monument.  This fast paced episode goes everywhere and….nowhere at the same time!  Enjoy

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 7

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 7

    19/06/2019 Duração: 46min

    He's back! Boston's favorite pain in the ass Dern Gallwrap is back imbibing in the tank and up to no good as usual.  Dern uses big words like "fracas" and "whereabouts" while detailing his recent arrest. Dern reveals a few of Larry's nicknames and distracts Bret to no end.  Bret gets the team back on track and ***Spoiler Alert***gives us the news about Amazing Race.  Bret blames the icy waters of the Adriatic Sea for team Bromance's ignominious end in Croatia.  In a game of "Where are you?" the boys relive where they were during OJ's famous Bronco chase.  Bret almost meets Howard Stern and Michael J. Fox in NYC and Larry almost gets into the sheets with Barry White.  

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 6

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 6

    31/05/2019 Duração: 01h10min

    Episode Six:  BIGGER and LONGER.  Bret and Chris conquer their inner demons from Dubai to Uganda and are still racing strong!  Bret turns the Ginger Giant (Chris) into his own personal bellhop in hopes to avoid a last place finish in Switzerland.  Larry hosts a special guest from out of state to make it the second three way to go down in the Drunk Tank.  Revisiting a harrowing drive through a deadly Vermont blizzard, Larry seamlessly transitions to his introduction to the NYC stand up comedy scene.  The story comes full circle when Larry attends Bret's killer first stand up gig in Cambridge Massachusetts.

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 5

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 5

    13/05/2019 Duração: 58min

    Bret and Larry review episodes 3 and 4 of Amazing Race, Cher, Harry Carey vs. Will Ferrel, and respnd to listeners.  

  • In the Drunk Tank Episode 4

    In the Drunk Tank Episode 4

    20/04/2019 Duração: 51min

    The guys talk about Bret's first episode on Amazing Race and the blue elephant in the room. Also they discuss Bret's trip to NYC for the Reality Takeover fundraiser event, which reminds Larry of a trip he and Bret took to the big apple several years earlier where the two visited a famous chicken restaurant.

  • In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Episode 3

    In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Episode 3

    04/04/2019 Duração: 50min

    Well it's our 3rd episode and our first 3 way in the Drunk Tank.  We invite a prominent Bostonian into the bar as our first official guest....  and let me tell you... hijinks ensue!! Also Larry meets and old friend at a funeral. (You might not want the kids in the car for this one!!)

  • In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 2

    In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 2

    22/03/2019 Duração: 46min

    Welcome to episode two.  The boys are at it again and all over the map.  Tonight in the Drunk Tank they bounce from Ancient Aliens, Area 51 to the Voyager space craft.  They drop by the oldest house in Provincetown and they finish up on their latest cruise vacation together.  Cheers!

  • In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 1

    In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry Ep. 1

    16/03/2019 Duração: 46min

    Pull up a stool!  Belly up to the bar! Bret and Larry talk about everything under the sun including how and where they met, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, Boston, travel, vacations, and Elephantiasis.  If you like to laugh you SHOULD love this podcast.